1. Where did Kayla and John go on their second date?

(A) a nice, fancy dinner

(B) a movie

(C) they snuck into Doak Campbell Stadium and ate subs on the field until they were chased out by security

2. How did John and Kayla spend the first of one of their birthdays together as a couple?

(A) a romantic dinner

(B) a relaxing night at home

(C) John slept with a garbage can and Kayla slept on the floor

3. What happened during John and Kayla's first Christmas after moving in together?

(A) they spent the day in peace and harmony with their families

(B) everyone was happy and no one cried

(C) they were kept up all night because their dog had explosive diarrhea

4. What is the name of John and Kayla's dog who ruined Christmas with her explosive diarrhea?

(A) Garrett Huber

(B) Biscuit

(C) Tally

5. What did John do when they were on a balcony and a bug flew near him and Kayla?

(A) he protectively swatted the bug away from Kayla

(B) he heroically killed the bug

(C) he screamed, pushed Kayla into the bug as a sacrifice, ran inside, and shut the door behind him leaving Kayla behind and never looking back

6. What did John give to Kayla as a gift on her 20th birthday?

(A) Expensive jewelry

(B) Something super romantic

(C) A signed, wallet-sized childhood basketball team photo of himself in which he is sitting with a basketball on his knee

* Hint: the answer to every question is "(C)"

Referenced childhood basketball team photo seen below for your viewing pleasure: