Krystal (Yes, with a K)

Jose, not the other most common Mexican name like Juan, wait that's my brother's name. Way to break the mold mom and pop!

Grooms' response: No, we are poor and could only afford those we invited. If there is an issue, please put more money in our honeymoon fund. Bride's answer: If you have a plus one on your invite, you may bring a guest. No, your child cannot be your plus one.

Grooms' response: Kids eat more than adults, and don't have a means to pay for what they eat and child labor laws are strict. Brides' answer: We love all of our family old and young, but if not listed on your invite, please do not bring your child.

Grooms' response: Ghetto casual. No, not really, we're just asking for one day for you to look presentable. Can you manage this? Seriously, formal attire. Brides' answer: We would love to see all of our family and friends dressed to impress; formal/ semi-formal attire is required.

Please note, if you do not RSVP you will not be accounted for. We ask that all guest RSVP within the designated time.