Boy meets girl. They fall in love. Happily ever after.

Okay not quite.

Boy and girl go to the same high school. They have mutual friends but never interact much.

Boy goes to Kent State, girl goes to Ohio State. They act stupid and they get smart.

Boy is now a man and moves to Colorado looking for adventure. The adventure turns mundane and he comes back to Cleveland, Ohio because home is where the heart is.

Girl is now a woman and she's been busy earning her doctorate in Columbus.

BOOM. Pandemic happens.

Woman moves home to Chesterland because her waitressing job is a goner with everything closed.

Man and woman are isolated in parallel. They get bored and each download a dating app. 12 hours after downloading, a perfect match is made.

Their first date is perfect. So is their second. And third.

Woman loves man. She patiently waits for him to say it first. He finally admits it. Then they cant stop saying it. Man and woman are wildly in love.

Woman moves in with man. Man and woman buy the house they fell in love in.

Man and woman go on adventures, falling deeper in love daily. Every day better than the last. On their greatest adventure to date, man gives woman a ring he bought 6 months earlier. Woman has been waiting for this since the moment they met. So has the man.

Man and woman invite all their closest friends and family to celebrate their journey.

And they all lived happily ever after.

BUT FIRST: LET'S PARTY!