Our wedding is vintage western, so let loose with bolos, vests, and fringe! Dust off your finest crocodile boots and cowboy hats. Channel your inner Hank Williams Jr. or Dolly Parton—big hair and bigger vibes encouraged.

The sooner the better so we can plan accordingly.

All allies of the LGBTQ+ community are welcome.

Yes, there will be plenty of space and games to keep the little ones entertained. But if they suck, we feed them to the wolves.

No phones during the ceremony, please! Just be present and soak it all in—our fantastic photographer has you covered. (Check him out on Instagram @michaelash.smith.)

Hell ya, brother. A smoke bar, too.

Yep, it’s in the mountains! Come prepared for all kinds of weather. We’ll have blankets, a fire pit, and the option to head inside if you need to warm up.

Nope, but we’ll have WiFi if you really need it. Honestly, though, who are you texting? All your favorite people will be here.

It’s the full moon. Prepare yourself for a blood sacrifice and dancing around the bonfire naked. Kidding! …or are we?