Laura's oldest niece, but more accurately described as a sister

Laura's closest sister in age, and first friend in life

Laura's sister and one of her long-time role models in life

Laura's sister-in-law, but basically the sixth sister

Laura's first friend in college (partially out of fear)

Laura's second friend from college and coincidentally Jaclyn's childhood best friend (although we became friends without realizing that!)

Soon-to-be wife of the best man, and greatest ever roommate of a roommate's roommate

Former roommate. Now here's a guy that smokes meat and drinks whiskey neat.

Childhood friend. Ask about his pig.

College friend. Ultimate Warrior. Terrible skier.

College friend. If you see him on the ground in a James Harden jersey, keep walking.

Former college roommate with a sick head of lettuce. Call for a good time.

Childhood friend. You can decide if this is Steve or James.

Refer to Steve Schmetzer.