He once saved a horse and rode a cowboy. It wasn't all it was cracked up to be. It took, like, 6 hours to go 2 miles to the grocery store. Shoulda stuck with the horse, country music.

She once saved and entire community of pygmy goats from a flash flood. In heels. Afterwards she proceeded to commandeer a tractor and rolled up to the club. True story.

He once got the drop on Chuck Norris while breaking up a Peruvian blanket smuggling ring. Chuck was so distraught over the whole thing that he retired from TV. Ever wonder why Walker: Texas Ranger is no longer on?

She once filled in for Angus Young at an AC/DC concert. No one knew the difference. Since then she has been asked back on several occasions, however politely declining each time, claiming it would be a conflict of interest with her other obligation as a hair double for Axl Rose.

She once led Disneyland security on a park-wide foot chase after she attempted to "free the indentured children working tirelessly on It's A Small World." Lasting all of 23.5 minutes, the chase went down in Disney's books as the third-longest in park history. Later given a pardon by Disney Governor M. Mouse, she continues to make annual appearances outside that fateful ride to educate young visitors about the dangers of confusing animatronics with real people.

He once had an interesting-off with The Most Interesting Man in the World. He came in both first place and third place. Your move, Dos Equis.

Well...she's mermaid. And a nurse. A nursemaid? Mernurse? Either way, District 30 clearly made a huge mistake. Also, we'll need to enlist a few folks to carry her water tank down the aisle. Cause, you know, no feet. Mermaid stuff.