March 18th, 1995

Lilah is born. She is the loudest baby in the hospital.

March 31st, 1995

Tommy is born. He’s surprisingly quiet, but that doesn’t last long.

December 27th, 1995

Timothée Chalamet is born. He is not relevant to this story.

September, 2013

Tommy and Lilah begin their freshman year at Indiana University. They are introduced by a mutual friend in the dining hall. Tommy thinks Lilah is cute, Lilah thinks her baked ziti is under-seasoned.

October, 2013

Tommy sits in front of Lilah during the mid-term exam of their Media 101 class. He asks her for a pen, she doesn’t have one. Tommy secretly had a pen the whole time.

October, 2013

Lilah and Tommy sit next to each other on the bus ride home for fall break. Lilah tries to impress Tommy with her knowledge of 2013 cultural icon Macklemore. Tommy returns the favor by falling asleep on her.

November, 2013 – March, 2014

Tommy and Lilah run into each other all over campus. Tommy tries to find reasons to talk to Lilah. Lilah tries to find ways to season her baked ziti.

April 25th, 2014

Lilah and Tommy reconnect and finally decide to go on a date. Lilah almost cancels, but decides to see what happens. They eat hot dogs in her dorm room and watch the first half of Inside Llewyn Davis on Lilah’s laptop. They pause the movie to chat, and end up talking all night.

2014-2016

Lilah and Tommy fall in love, eat a lot of bread sticks, go on road trips, see comedy shows, and occasionally go to class.

August, 2016

Tommy transfers to the University of Wisconsin-Milwaukee. Lilah stays in Bloomington to finish her senior year. So begins three years of long distance.

July, 2017

Lilah moves to LA. She and Tommy visit each other when they can, and talk on the phone daily. They pretend that the situation is much easier than it is. Tommy sees a lot of movies alone.

March 4th, 2018

Timothée Chalamet is nominated for an Oscar for his performance in Call Me By Your Name and— get out of here, Timmée! This isn’t about you!

June, 2019

Tommy moves to LA. Reunited and it feels so good!

2019-2021

Tommy and Lilah explore LA, move in together, lock down for covid, and get food poisoning on a Thanksgiving trip to the mountains.

March 12th, 2021

Tommy and Lilah adopt their two cats, Toby and Hank. Finally, their lives have meaning.

2021-2023

Tommy and Lilah fall more and more in love… with their cats. The cats feel neutral leaning positive about Tommy and Lilah.

November 7th, 2023

Tommy takes Lilah on a hike at Los Leones Canyon in Pacific Palisades, CA. At the top, with a view of the LA skyline to the east, and the Pacific Ocean to the west, Tommy proposes. Lilah says yes! They try to call their family to share the news, but don’t have any cell phone reception.

April 26th, 2024

Under the stars of Joshua Tree, the day after their tenth anniversary and one year before their wedding, Lilah proposes back. Tommy says yes!

April 26th, 2025

Lilah and Tommy get married. That’s where you come in! We can’t wait to celebrate with you, our favorite guest (don’t tell the other guests, they wouldn’t understand)!

November 4th, 2064

Timothée Chalamet is elected for the first of his four terms as President of the United States. Hey, we knew it would come back around! Way to go, Timmée!

September, 2073

Intergalactic President Chalamet gives Tommy the Presidential Medal of Freedom for his humanitarian work on Mars. Lilah attends via hologram from space prison.

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