The Major Players
Connor Geraghty - Officiant
Zazie “Plop” Hannum - Good Girl
Mitch’s Bitches
Nate Heller - Best Man
The Original Boneyard Boy. Known to ride his scooter to Dueling Pianos at the Phyrst. Loves to travel the world (if one can call the dive bar, McSorelys, “the world”).
Catch Nate at the wedding in front of the band (AKA Band Camp), loudly requesting "Hamms McHamms."
Zack Krieger - Groomsman
HE IS THE ELDEST BOY! Zack is my 2nd most influential father figure (after TV and before Willie). Catch Zack at the wedding about 3 inches from your face (a notorious close-talker).
Evan Krieger - Groomsman
Brother. Honestly, if I added more details he’d be unhappy about it. Catch Evan at the wedding quietly vibing near the bar with a Mic Ultra pony bottle.
Ford Hannum - Groomsman
Douglas Ford Hannum, named for his father’s greatest love…the Ford F-150. Catch Ford at the wedding, outperforming every other groomsperson with his best in class available towing and payload. Built Tough™️
🐜tony 🐝💤aaaa - Groomsman
The one and only Anthony Vizza, AKA Cousin Tone. A hard shell of muscle surrounding the world’s softest interior. Catch BEEZAAA at the wedding, too busy to talk to you because he needs to catch up and talk with someone else (who he's also too busy to talk to).
Adrea Cope - Groomswoman
Adrea AKA “Dre” AKA “Not Andrea” AKA “Egg” AKA “AIDS” AKA Jane Goodall (Among the Wild Chimps!) Catch her at the wedding- maybe in a pantsuit, but DEFINITELY on her phone.
David Evan Raymond - Groomsman
A man so full of heart, he needed two first names. Don’t feed him a sidewalk slammer after midnight or he’ll turn into a gremlin! Catch Der at the wedding requesting Chumbawumba (even though the band already played Tubthumping)
Mike Vliet - Groomsman
MICHAEL! The lynchpin of college and why I am where I am. Former owner and operator of the Dunkin B&B (Booze and......uh, Booze) on College Avenue. Catch Vliet at the wedding out back in the alleyway, smoking a Black & Mild Wine Wood Tip.
Kenzi’s Clique
Katie Williamson - Maid of Honor
Girl from New Jersey. Food Sci Co-Prez w Mere. Celeb shot at Norval Pong. Yoga Teacher who got a job in Switz. Current CEO.
Meredith Geraghty - Matron of Honor
That girl from that random scholarship interview BEFORE COLLEGE. Twin. Dog Mom. Startup Girlie. Co-prez with Katie ~figured a natural transition would be co-MOH ofc.
Meg Edison - Bridesmaid
25 years and counting. Secret selfie queen. Fashionista since age 5. Book Girlie. Record keeper at putting up with all my sh** 😆
Kasey Dunmeyer - Bridesmaid
Kasey 'McFarster" Cuz. Built-in-bestie. Partner in crime. Wine for Wine. Does not like Bloody Marys no matter what she says. #BCF4lyfe
Jessica Naab - Bridesmaid
MY TWIN FO REALZ. Chesapeake. ACOTAR obsessed. Kindle girlie. World traveler. #SAChardSACoften
Angie Ferraro - Bridesmaid
Known to eat salads during lab meetings. Raid the Rhinegeist Rose section at Krogers. Plan her meals at a bar. Zen girlie. Will naturally command the dance floor during Love on Top. Chi-town get down.
Allison Krieger - Bridesmaid
The Sister. Known to accept ALL my stop hugs and embrace ALL the questions. Charlotte Reppin. Put up with Mitch during his teen years.
Rachel Adkins - Bridesmaid
Known to attend leadership camps in college (#OHANA4EVER). Loves Salmon & Brussels. Hates fruit. Drinks Wine. Heart2Hearts. New puppy momma.
Abbey Warner - Bridesmaid
Epic 'first friend photo' in college. 2nd floor Chesapeake. Workout GAINZ buddy. LOVES hugs. Addicted to the beach.