This wedding is a safe space. Please be respectful to everyone regardless of sexual orientation, religion, pronouns, gender, or political affiliation.

This is a loud, chaotic, non-traditional Italian Wedding. Some sounds, lights, or general chaos may be disturbing to some guests; please attend at your own risk.

Mind your own business.

Rule 1.1: Please do not ask the Bride & Groom any personal questions.

Rule 1.2: Before you tell the Bride & Groom, please ask yourself:

- Is someone hurt?

- Is someone in danger?

- Did I try to solve the problem on my own?

- Is it necessary?

While we appreciate your little ones, we kindly request a child* free wedding so you can take the night off! We understand child care is expensive so no hesitation if you can’t join us and want to spend time with your kiddos. We appreciate your cooperation!

*children in this context is anyone born after October 31st, 2015.



Please respect other people's personal space/boundaries.

Rule 3.1: We kindly ask that you please ask others--including the Bride & Groom--for high fives, hugs or handshakes.

Rule 3.2: Please do not assume others will hug you back.

No sports, no politics, no religion, no spoilers.

If you plan to utilize valet parking, please tip the valet drivers.

Our DJ (Pete/DJ Gavin) takes song requests!

Rule 6.1: No country, no metal, no rap, no Taylor Swift and no bad music.

The bar is open but you will be cut off if you are clearly intoxicated.

Rule 7.1: Any drunken shenanigans will be recorded and laughed at for many years to come. Please drink responsibly.

Please keep your language to a PG-13 rating.

The introvert/quiet room is located in the Alibi Room. Please utilize it for as long as you need.

The Quiet Room rules are as follows:

- No loud or sudden noises.

- No talking except at a whisper or speaking American Sign Language.

- Bring your own charging cords, headphones, or comfort items. We will provide blankets and fidgets.

- Please do not touch the lights.

- Please do not bother anyone in the Quiet Room unless it is necessary (ex. the kitchen is on fire).

- Make yourselves comfortable.

Please do not take pictures or videos during the ceremony. Please remember to silence your cellphones before the ceremony begins.

Rule 10.1: You are welcome to use your phones during the reception.