Literally sunshine in a bottle. ☀️🥂 She is the ultimate dream girl. Nicola is iconic. I love that you get to know her too.

Liz is a beautiful black rose in a glass case. Incredibly talented, rare and everlasting with much to admire.

Rachel is a delicate desert flower, all the way from San Diego! Unique, dynamic and absolutely brilliant. Water with care. Must keep hydrated. 💧🌱🌸☕️

Mel is the sunset. 🌅 Bright, stunning, colourful and never boring. You wanna take her all in and the party begins after dark.

Eireann is a really good book you don’t ever want to put down and won’t ever forget. You’ll tell everyone about it and they’ll think it’s amazing too.

Sabs is a little magic mushroom giggle in every way. 🍄 She is made of pure magic, honest and lovely with a bit of fungi.

V is your favourite album from cover to cover. She is a hit single, a fantastic b-side deep cut, a perfect track list and you’ll even love everything experimental in between.

Ki is a pair of Jimmy Choos, classic, high class, dependable and she really sparkles. ✨

Emily is a tall glass of lemonade. 🍋 Refreshing, timeless and bright. Exactly what you need on a hot day.

Geraldine is like champagne. Bubbly and sophisticated.

"Attention Marge Simpson. We have also arrested your older, balder, fatter son." (Season 6, Episode 4) Andrew has everything. Sweet, funny, smart, a great smile and a fuller head of hair. He and I once did Disneyland and Universal Studios in flip flops and now have plantar fasciitis.

"That's it, back to Winnipeg!" (Season 7, Episode 20) Francis is the only one of us to grow a beard so he doesn't deserve any more compliments out of pure jealousy. He showed me Newgrounds.com and what happens when you drive your car behind a building in GTA with a woman in the passenger seat.

"I sleep in a race car. Do you?!" (Season 8, Episode 6) Ryan is the sweetest little instigator you'll ever meet. We used to use his unlimited McDonald's card on the daily and my dad called in sick for him once.

"Feels like I'm wearing nothing at all!" (Season 11 Episode 10) Cody has what the kids call Rizz. The luckiest and most charming friend I have. One time we stole a cheese pizza from vegetarians.

“Lisa if you’re unhappy with your job you don’t strike. You go into work every day and do it real half assed. That’s the American way.” (Season 6, Episode 21) Kelbey is an absolute mensch. Tall, handsome and a penchant for locking away memories. He could cancel our whole friend group. We used to go out on the town and the pickup line was "On a scale of 1 to Shia LaBeouf, how Jewish does my friend look?". It did not work.

"Am I out of touch? No, it's the children who are wrong." (Season 5, Episode 20) Zachary is one of the smartest people I know intellectually and emotionally. I've seen as much if not more of his body than my own.

"Me fail English? That's unpossible!" (Season 6, Episode 8) Adam is the definition of sweetheart. We often say he's the best of us boys, but he's also gotten us into the most shit - all with an ear to ear grin on his face. We used to call over poured drinks an "Adam pour".

"This is the worst day of your life so far!" (The Simpsons Movie) Cameron is practical and fun-loving. He's always down to have fun and when he's finished, will disappear without a trace. One time we were in Whistler, minding our own business and Cameron brought 5 crazy women upstairs. Adam had to shoo them away.

"Come on Homer, Japan will be fun! You liked Rashomon." (Season 10, Episode. 23) Joe is an Emmy winning television editor. This is what he would like me to write. We started our relationship on twitter despite working together for 2 years in-person.

"Trambampoline! Trombompoline!" (Season 7, Episode 7) In a dimly lit room under the Vancouver moon watching grown men sluice for gold, a love blossomed. Danny imparts a sense of humour and culture that's difficult to compare. We drank somewhere between 6 and 12 tall boys each on a flight from Vancouver to New York one time.