I MAYO or mayo not remember everything from this weekend. All us condiments gathered at this Cool Ranch to Ketchup. This was a time of Relish, just like the old days we spent at Hot Buffalo Sauce university and Farrell. In Queso you didn’t know, we sang karaoke and had a Spicy Slap Ya Mama performance. Someone Mayo have even used a Hot Sauce bottle as a mic. I’m Soy lucky to have these Zesty Yellow Mustards as my groomsmen. From looking at us beefy Tangy Steaks you wouldn’t know just how Cool Whipped we are. But holy Guacamole, we love to BBQ. The food was so Yum Yum. We ate so much that now we look like Chunky Mexican Sauce. But don’t worry ladies we are all Extra Virgin Olive Oil and we bring it all to the table.