This little troll is my baby sister and she's been bugging me for years to let her be the Maid of Honor so I owe her that, I guess. No really, she's way better at weddings than I am and she keeps me motivated.

Jon has been Bryan's BFF since the Iowa-times. He and Bryan share an aunt! I guess that happens in small towns in the midwest. Jon likes video games, cats, and to troll people hard. One time Jon left dynamite in my Minecraft house.

Sarah is also one of Bryan's BFFs from the Iowa-times. She currently has a cool apartment in Des Moines and knows all the places to hang. Luckily for me, I am the only girlfriend of Bryan's she ever approved of. I like it when Sarah is in town so we can shop and play Sims 2 together.

I keep telling strangers that Tom is my brother, and most of the time they believe it. We met in college when I volunteered to carry his stuff up to his dorm room. Tom had a cool Andy Warhol bag. His dad tipped me for this service and I feasted on Taco Bell that night.

Emily is a Chic Goddess and has been my friend for many, many years - since middle school when we had sleep overs and told each other about the crushes we had. She also did my hair and make up. She's a low key pro at this. One time I wrote I got married on Xanga for play-play, and she was livid that she was denied some special time with a figurative groomsman and cake.

Grantikins is Bryan's little brother. He is also a trucker and had to grow a beard to join their respective ranks. Many times I don't know what Grant is saying because he mumbles but when I do hear it, I end up having a laugh-attack. Grant also has a corgi, but it's the best corgi.