Witty. Smart. Beautiful. Rensché’s Siamese twin. It’s weird when they’re not together. If you mess with one, you get the other. No questions asked. They finish each other’s… (sandwiches). Her love, laughs, and loyalty are loud, and always in the room before she is.

Best friend. Neighbour. "Brother". For 23 years, he’s been by Brandon’s side. Wherever they went, they went together. Whatever they did, it was probably Waylon’s idea (Brandon disagrees). Their phone calls last 30 seconds, but their stories? Never-ending. If you end up in one of his conversations, prepare to be entertained.

The rock. The organiser. The one "telling" the waiter (respectfully). If there’s a plan, she made it. If there’s champagne, she brought it. She manages the bridal gown, and likely the makeup artist, flowers, and the DJ. Loud, loving, and always in charge, just how we like her.

AKA "The Crane". The competitor. Perpetually trying to outlift Brandon (we respect the hustle). Deep thinker with a heart as big as his muscles. The guy you call when you need real talk or a quick beer (even on Zoom). Also: married to Jaené, so he’s stuck with us forever.

The truth-teller. The stylist. The sharp one with a full schedule and flawless outfit. Always ready for a new tattoo. Horoscope guru (she’s a Cancer, so emotions run deep), and the one who said “R&B is endgame” way before anyone else did. Rensché didn’t doubt her for a second.

Not the guy you call when you’re in trouble, he’s probably the one who got you into it (more than once). But you’re definitely having a great time (every time). Full-time hunter. Professional golfer. Serial entrepreneur. Connector, Entertainer, and the one who keeps life interesting (and just a little unhinged).

The quiet force. The do-er. The calm in the chaos. When Rensché packed up her life, Reinette handled it. When family business needed help, Reinette stepped in. She listens. She carries. She gives. She’s soft power wrapped in beauty, the yin to Rensché’s yang.

The baby brother. The fixer of all things. Krugersdorp’s Tiger King, loyal giggler, and a constant source of chaos and love. The one who kept Brandon’s parents praying and pacing. Soft-hearted, toolbox-ready, and always game for anything. Every big brother needs a Michael.