My Asian brother. Not a meme. Hoon is the favorite in my family…
Nathan - Groomsmen
Good guy. Great friend. Friends with everyone. First person to yell or make a scene in public but occasionally has stage fright. He’s my brother
Conner - Groomsmen
The most talented in our group and the cutest as well. He bathes in humility. Endless wisdom. Likes to slap his face when he is excited. He’s my brother
Luca - Groomsmen
Mmhh… luca. A guy to look up to in a lot of ways. Loves the Lord but is a Steelers fan. In the Mob. However, he’s still my brother
Mike Corndog - Groomsmen
This chief knows style. And finances. Be carful ladies he’s single. Yet he’s taken…by his dog, Olive. Either way, He’s my brother
Stephen Corndog - Groomsmen
Is he Mike or is he Steve?? The world may never know. Besides his dreamy eyes he’s a big doughnut guy. Get him a fresh, hot, Krispy Kreme doughnut for Michael’s birthday. He’s my brother
Cullen - Groomsmen
Oh Cullen Cullen Cullen. 50% Jungle boy, 50% wannabe hipster. Cullen has always encouraged me in my walk with God and is a Brother I couldn’t live without.
Mason - Groomsmen
Roommates for 3 years lots of pizza chicken bacon ranch (on masons end), movies, and 3rd wheeling (on my end). He’s more than my roommate. He’s my brother
Sage - Groomsmen
Brother in Law… legally my brother
Jared - Hybrid
Jared, oh Jared. Easily one of the funniest in the group. Just isn’t louder than us. And the sweetest. But he never does his dishes. He’s more than silly silly Jared. He’s my brother
Big Ron - Usher
Rons a guy who will bring down the hammer just to party. He wasn’t always like that but we turned him. Loves wearing bath robs while enjoying a cup of whisky. He’s big Ron for a reason. Yet he is still my brother.
Thee Matt Abdy - Usher
The lady killer Matt Abdy. I knew about him before I knew him. All the ladies love him. Yet… he’s single. And my brother
Micah - Usher
This guy knows how to party. He’s the party guy. It’s difficult for Micah to not be around people all the time. And to go to bed early. He has a relaxing job that gives him plenty of time to sit on the couch. Moreover, my brother
Ryan - Usher
Government employee. Confidential
Roman - Usher
Brother of Rosie. Growing young lad who’s learning more about style each day. He’s next to get married and will be my brother