Torie and Zack met in June of 2019 at a party with Xavier grads. When she kicked off her pumps and spilled the tea, I knew we'd sit crooked and talk straight for life.

In an odd turn of events, Megan's family and mine lived right down the street from each other in two different parts of town. It all started with her shooting me in the neck with a BB gun.

(Stephen please write about Alyson. I was being tragic on the other side of town at this time).

"He's just, so nice"

"I went to law school. What like it's hard?"

Zack's brother from the same mother.

Caroline recently went to Australia.

Liz can row, cosplay and broker political deals like a boss.

Zack's eldest sister. "I don't remember that"

Stephens' Beared

Something about red kicks.

Has yet to be sold into adoption.

"Was Henri smoking crack in the bathroom at work?"

My fondest memory is interrupting Nick's football game because I thought they were after my ballpark hot dog. When in fact I was literally just on the field.

Ask him about his Stephen impression.

Will text you back in 6-12 business weeks.