Enjoy our comical interpretation of how our love story began.

STEVEN'S VERSION:

"The first time I saw you in those pink booty shorts, I knew I wanted to talk with you. And then, on our first date, I made you drive. That's when I knew you were worth keeping."

and

"On our first date, you sat quiet the whole time and I did all the talking, but yet you thought I talked too much about myself. I thought it went alright, but you didn't seem that interested. I was still into you though. I figured it was just going to take more than one date. After the second date, I knew you were hooked"

ALYSSA'S VERSION:

" So this new fella drops into my gym and I immediately notice how attractive and fit he is. But he is sorta kinda outta my league, so I decided to just admire him from afar. I will say, though, that I would intentionally work out in front of him so he would notice me. My plan somehow worked because he quickly found me on social media and messaged me as soon as he could."

and

"Our first date was not good. I remember be astounded over the fact that made me drive him to dinner. Then, to top it off, he only talked about himself and never asked any questions about me. At this point, I knew and felt like he was a player and just wanted one thing. And that thought solidified when he invited me into his house following dinner. "

"I did give him a second chance at a date where we went to a pool party. He made a kid cry, tried throwing me into the pool, and got way too drunk. So, again, I had to drive him home. But despite all this, I still kept him around. "

THEN

"About a month in, something changed. He grew an attachment to me and literally convinced me to stay over every single night. I had a week long vacation to Hawaii with my family coming up, and he was so sad having to be away from me. So to cope with his sadness, he had me stay at his place the whole week prior so he could spend as much time with me before leaving. This is when I knew he loved me, even though he didn't want to admit it."

"My family flew into LAX a week later after our Hawaii vacay, and I remember our plane landing around 11pm, Sunday night. Steven knew this and set an alarm to wake himself up to ensure that my plane landed safely. This melted my heart and just made me fall so hard for him. As soon as I got home, I grabbed a bag, went over to his place and have not left since."