TJ: We need to put something on "Our Story". I don't know what we should put though.

Brian: Well, we met on Tinder like every 21st century relationship and were just looking to hook up, but we fell in love and that's that.

TJ: Nope, that's not it. Try again.

Brian: We could just say that I used a really cool pickup line on you in a bar. Like "How much do polar bears weigh?"

TJ: We don't go out, no one's going to believe that.

Brian: Well, that was halfway right.

TJ: Because you have a silver tongue?

Brian: Maybe

TJ: Aren’t we technically telling our story during our vows?

Brian: I wasn’t planning on it. Do you tell your story during vows?

TJ: I don't know.

Brian: *stares at TJ*

TJ: *stares at Brian*

TJ: Okay then, rattle off some facts.

Brian: Golfsmith.

TJ: Hahah, okay. Keep going.

Brian: Watch this.

TJ: What the heck does that mean?

Brian: I told who I was with that I was going to get your number and said “Watch this”

TJ: 😑

Brian: Golf. Woodley Lakes. SCGA. Sherwood.

TJ: You could say full sentences…think of a one liner, like a movie.

Brian: The Golf Gods predetermined that we would be perfect together.

TJ: That’s really sweet. Good job.

The End