Get this girl some whiskey

TJ's older sister and her bfff. Dog mom, vegan queen

Likes to argue with ->

Winner of said argument

Barry's Bootcamp bo$$

You'll see his face in the definition of awesome

She's a better bowler than you

Tom Brady is his spirit animal

Milf

Naughty Yannotti (BDN)

We'd be surprised if she made it past 9:00 pm

Current title holder of "The most interesting man in the world"