She's more fit than you.

JT and I saw a guy hitting this pose at least 5 times in front of various items at Versailles. Ask me if you want to see the original "God's beauty" picture.

She loves Pitbull more than you.

Louis and I saw Jarace Walker grabbing lunch at the Garage on this day. It was a game day. We're not sure why he was there.

She's funnier than you. If you ain't crocin' you ain't rockin'.

Kyle is from Wisconsin, so naturally he went to Europe to look at cows. A little slice of home.

She's sassier than you.

Derek did the PCT nobo last year and we are all very proud of him. He'll probably hold up a drink and say "ding me!" to you at some point in the night.

She's kinder than you. (But would never say that, cause she's too kind.)

Will also did most of the PCT nobo last year with Derek and we are very proud of him too. He also made this too big plate of spaghetti and I said "you're not gonna be able to finish that" and he said "watch me." He tapped out halfway through.

She has more letters at the end of her name than you.

Sam and his wife have season tickets in the Columbus Crew supporters section. He hates what Messi has done to the MLS and doesn't like the precedent it sets. Here he is with a blue Bart Simpson lookin' fella.

She has more zeal than you.

She reads more than you.