Rumor has it that samwise gamgee based his performance on John Bergler in preparation for the film. An absolute strapping lad and the co-conspirator in many mischevious deeds and stories. Can be seen inhaling ice cream at a gobsmacking rate, carrying the team in (insert sport), and being oblivious to the sheer volume of women who desire him.

The atomic nucleus of Lansing. Without this electrifying personality (electrician joke hehe) all would be devastated. Andrew has been the best of pals since the diaper days and isn't leaving anytime soon. Can often be seen rucksacking with a pal around lansing or doing CPR on a party.

Looks. Class. Intellect. The list of things Finn learned from Conor goes on. Just kidding. It's tricky carving out your own niche as a fourth-born, but Finn is an irreplaceable character of the Keenan clan and quickly becoming a man. Can often be seen PR'ing on bench, emulating Christ, and having a weird obsession with the Planet of the Apes films.

Caolan stands at 6'2" and that's only when he stoops down to convene with us mere mortals. Went 1-0 against spina bifida. A loving brother, husband, wife, and kid (or whatever you get the idea), truly a renaissance man. Can be spotted doing open heart surgery, feeding Ronan every three hours, and hunting for both deer and answers in this life.

A classic man indeed, Alex met Conor a mere two years ago but quickly became a rock solid friend and a weekend regular. Hide your rosaries when this man comes around and get ready for it to smell like flannel, dumbbells, and incense. Can be seen smoking a pipe to flex on all the pot-smoking heathens at Campus View, learning mathematics, and doing a dang good Pier Georgio Frassati impression.

Hailing from the fierce highlands of Scotland (probably at some point ancestrally), the phenomenon known as Brendan can not be placed into words, it can only be experienced. His calm demeanor masks a razor sharp wit and he may die defending a Catholic church somehow. Can be seen listening to and enjoying K-pop, making professors uncomfortable, and facetiming his wonderful girlfriend when he's supposed to be hanging out with us.