Colorful black tie. Bonus points for sequins. Feathers maybe? Kate’s sad that she can’t wear hot pink so someone sure should!

Light Cinderella blue aka Zoolander's blue steel

TBD, Zach says gold leopard print, Kate may be shooting this down.

Ceremony starts promptly at 5:30. Please arrive at Villa Maria by 4:30pm. Bring your party pants.

For all things wedding, feel free to text Kendall Jager at 650-465-7270. You can also send her a carrier pigeon, fire signal, or channel her through a seance.

For the most part, outdoors. Note for ladies in heels - there are lawns! Choose shoes accordingly. Justine please leave your rhinestone 6 inch hiking stilettos at home in Tahoe.

If a desert had a baby with a Bunsen burner. Hot during the day, still hot (but more tolerable) at night.

We are not expecting parking to be available -- Ravello is a small hilly town and we're shocked a fiat can make it up there! If you are not staying in Ravello and walking to the venue (most hotels are within a 5-15 minute walk), we recommend taking a taxi or finding a very strong donkey. Or maybe a llama? Yes, we would like to see you ride in on a llama.

We love everyone's children, however much like any half decent horror movie, this is an 18+ event. If you do sneak them in (we will be checking all baby-faced "adults" in trench coats), we will give them tons of cake and caffeine and send them home with an excessively loud drum set. Maybe a kazoo.

The food will be an assortment of classic Italian dishes ranging from meats to cheeses to pastas to desserts (much like Mrs. Claire Andre, we like sweet treats so there will be no lack of desserts). Since we're in Italy, there is unsurprisingly a focus on carbs, and since we're on the Amalfi Coast, there will be a number of dishes with seafood elements. If you are vegetarian, gluten intolerant/sensitive, have a shellfish allergy, or are lactose intolerant, or are from LA and have made up an allergy for the week, please put that in your RSVP. If you are like Kendall Jager and you are lactose intolerant but you ignore it and eat cheese anyway because life is short and burrata = life, carry on!

Heck ya there will be! We truly wouldn’t expect you to come if there weren’t.