YOUR MOM
We're so sorry, we just couldn't resist. Thank you for putting up with us. We love you.
And your mom. (nice)
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For realzies though, probably go into NYC! It's so close!
Or for something local, maybe go to Medieval Times, it's like 15 mins away
in Lyndhurst, NJ, that could be cool.
Here's a picture of some jousting: