Unable to attend the wedding due to a prior commitment, but thrilled for his new parents

Was a youth equestrian champion & keeps her old ribbons next to her tomato plant

Despite maintaining a sourdough starter, she’s known as the “Sourdough Finisher”

Contrary to popular belief, she was not shot on November 22nd, 1963

Once babysat for Jerry Seinfeld’s children and two goldendoodles

Taught mahjong to older adults in a small Scandinavian village

Sponsors modern dance showcases with the stipulation that all dancers put Bugles on their fingers to look like witches

Runs an Etsy shop making decorative chokers and was featured on Forbes' "40 Under 40" list

Is pursuing his bungee jumping instructor’s license and refers to himself as a "bungeesta"

Invented Tamagotchis (and therefore will likely be spared in the inevitable robot uprising)

Served as the inspiration for the 1980s movie "Cruising"

Worked as the late Gregg Allman's private chiropractor

Can draw the blueprints of Notre-Dame Cathedral from memory (but chooses not to)

Served as Siskel & Ebert's film critic mentor and thinks The Godfather is "a little contrived"

Beat Bobby Fischer in chess not once, but twice

Worked as Mini-Me's body double in 1999