I am her mini-me, but a literal foot taller. Our brains are connected like twins—we don’t even need words to know exactly what the other is thinking. It’s giving ‘The Shining... Come play with us' vibes. Sara has been through everything with me. She’s seen the chaos, the laughter, the heartbreak, and the absolute nonsense that has shaped my life, and through it all, she has been my sun and stars. The title fits more than anything—because truly, I am honored to have her by my side.

Beth might be my brother’s wife, but first and foremost, she’s one of my best friends. And if you ask me, I saw her first. Not really, but it feels like I did… because I love her more. I’ve moved in and out of her house more times than I’ve lived at home with my parents (which has been many times) and somehow, she keeps inviting me back. She’s been a safe place, a source of laughter, and the kind of person you just know you’re lucky to have in your life. And, let’s be honest—she’s here to keep me humble. Someone has to outshine me in the beauty department, and Beth has graciously accepted the role.

Tyler is, without question, one of my favorite people on this planet. He’s the kind of friend who just gets me—the kind who can turn a bad day around with one perfectly timed joke or an aggressively supportive pep talk. We bonded over wit, sarcasm, and an unspoken agreement that we are, in fact, the main characters. Over the years, he’s been my partner-in-crime, my reality check, and the person I can always count on to bring both chaos and wisdom in equal measure. Having him stand with me was mandatory. There was never a version of this day without him in it.

If there’s one person I know I can count on no matter what, it’s Kat. She’s the friend who wouldn’t just help me hide a body—she’d show up with the shovels, a strategy, and snacks. She’s been fiercely loyal, unwaveringly supportive, and just wild enough to make life interesting. And as if that weren’t enough, she’s also the architect of the special day. That’s right—she’s making sure this thing actually happens. So if things go perfectly, thank her. If they go off the rails… well, she probably planned that too. Having her here isn’t just special—it’s essential. Because every great adventure (or perfectly executed getaway plan) needs a Kat.

Brother from another mother. Is super excited to be part of the wedding because the b**** Christian married last time wouldn't let him be in it. But Lori is way better in every way and Ireland loves her more than he ever loved the last one. She wins. Nanny nanny boo boo