Sloda queen, secret-keeper, and the reason the bride has permanent laugh lines. She's mastered the art of turning chaos into comedy and tears into laughter. Basically the brides personal life coach and comedy club all in one.

Surgical technician by day, horse whisperer....also by day (her horse doesn't care about her schedule). It's no big surprise that she can tie sutures faster than she can tie her boots.

Makes rooms prettier than your personality. Mixes patterns like cocktails---bold, questionable, and somehow it works. Probably judging your lamp right now.

Guiding future pilots through controlled chaos one near-death experience at a time. Fluent in passive-aggressive clipboard slaps and emergency autorotations. Hasn't crashed yet-but his students sure keep trying.

Rides motorcycles like he stole them (legally), grows plants like they're paying rent, and gets weirdly excited about paper stock. Will absolutely judge your font choice and your ficus.

Between farming, being a husband, and raising two kids, he's got just enough time to fix whatever's broken before it breaks again. (He thought he fixed it yesterday.)