The brides ‘big’ sister, best friend & sci-fi nerd. Could be found somewhere wrangling child #2, washing the dishes, or crafting up something with the glow forge—but not without an iced coffee first.

The brides sister by choice, cousin & fellow bitch. Could be found on instagram impersonating mermaid man, cuddled up in her home with no one around to bug her, or wherever Joe Jonas was last seen.

The brides bff, personal therapist & sister from another lifetime. Could be found frolicking in a field alone, talking to the bee’s & minding her business.

The brides sister in law, career cheerleader & hype girl. Could be found wrangling two Great Berneses, a 6’5’’ man & two large children.

The brides little sister from the same mister. Could be found stealin’ yo man, making you feel old af, performing at a traditional Peruvian dance competition, or saying the most out of pocket thing you could imagine.

The grooms sister. Could be found practicing tik tok trends in the kitchen, walking her Australian Shepherds, or in the dunkin drive thru with her airpods in.

The brides twin flame. Could be found coincidentally purchasing the same exact random household and clothing items as the bride only to find out months afterward—or fucking it up on a skateboard.

The brides bff & hype man. Could be found wandering the streets to find the next pokestop, or enjoying a nice craft beer at a place you’ve never heard of.

The grooms best man & best friend. Could be found making wine with his bare hands, strumming away on guitar, sipping on an ice cold beer, or telling you dad jokes you've somehow never heard.

One of the groom & bride's oldest friends. Could be found foraging in the woods, hiking on the edge of a mountain, in wawa randomly, or putting someone in an armbar.

The grooms childhood friend. Could be found holding down the streets of Philly, pumping hot iron in the gym, or making sick beats.

The grooms brother--also know as red sean. Could be found playing video games, pouring himself a nice cup of coffee, or telling you exactly how it is.

The grooms youngest brother. Could be found destroying you in Apex, proving any conspiracy theory to be true, or delivering pizza to your front door.

The brides brother-in-law. Could be found sleeping on the couch, raiding the snack pantry, or perfecting a tuck no-hander at a skatepark near you!

The brides brother & the biggest guy at the wedding. Could be found winning a victory royale, coaching 9 year olds in softball, or being everyone's favorite pain in the ass!

The brides oldest niece--the girl who made her an aunt! Could be found abandoning her socks around the house, doing gymnastics at any given moment, or strolling the aisles of Target.

The brides niece & little bff. Could be found enjoying a nice glass of chocolate milk, owning you at any video game, or proving you wrong!

The brides youngest & craziest niece. Could be found elbow deep in yogurt, rummaging through the 'fridge, covering herself in marker, or climbing up a literal wall.

The brides one-of-a-kind nephew! Could be found playing Roblox, cursing better than you can, running around the house yelling "YEET" or asking you, "What's up brother?"