Two things are painfully true about Jason and Evelyn, that most who are close to them will have no trouble understanding:
1)    Evelyn is no stranger to the dance floor
2)    Jason has no business on a dance floor
Those two facts have nothing to do with their relationship’s origins, but it is important to mention before you show up to the wedding…
The year 2016 will read in the history books, as the year that the globetrotting socialite Evelyn Clark picked up an unexpected passenger named Jason Lorentz. It is still unclear at this time whether Evelyn has been accepting bribes to be Jason’s better half, or if Jason was hired for the unfortunate role of managing the unharnessed energy of Evelyn. Regardless of which side of that story you sit, in the year 2016, two worlds collided in a not so unconventional way.
TINDER
Yes, you read that correctly. After 26 years of life, 4-years of college, countless parties, events, pageants, vacation trips, supportive parental advice, friendly encouragements, and failed relationships, the only logical option was a dating app.
Quick sidebar for parents and the “older” crowd; “Tinder is an American geosocial networking and online dating application that allows users to anonymously swipe to like or dislike other profiles based on their photos, a small bio, and common interests. Once two users have ‘matched’, they can exchange messages – Wikipedia.com”
Anyways, by all reasonable expectations, the first date went well! Jason was far less awkward than normal, and Evelyn was in an uncharacteristically generous and charitable mood, so the story goes on.
We will skip over date number two, just know that it happened, and was great!
Which brings us to the important part of the story. At some point in the subsequent months that followed, either Evelyn and Jason fell in love, or decided that any sane human willing to tolerate them, was worth keeping around.
After four years together, three apartments, two cities, and a soon to be mini golden retriever puppy, Jason and Evelyn have decided to sign legal documents together. Undoubtedly a huge relief to both families, Jason and Evelyn are growing up, and have made the smart decision to do so with each other.
In all seriousness, the happy couple would be remiss not to stress that they love each other and can’t wait to spend this special day with each one of their cherished guests.


P.S. Brian Lorentz is buying the alcohol, so if Jason and Evelyn weren’t motivation enough, consider that when deciding your RSVP status…