Anna has known Jenny all of her life! Not only is she Jenny's Lady of Honor, or LOH, but she is also Jenny's incredible sister. She is the A-LOH to Jenny's JLO. Anna lives in Pittsburgh, PA, works with children on the Autism Spectrum, and is a certified Yoga Instructor.

Green Bay, Wisconsin Brett is all the things you wanted to be growing up: Police Officer, Fire Fighter, Pilot, father to a cool 'lil dude.

Pittsburgh, PAMac Lotze: Brother, DJ, former token white guy scotch dealer. His references are almost as out of control as his awesome VJ abilities

Caitlin (Spaitlin, Spaits) is Jenny's best friend and has known her since high school. They were roommates in college and shared an office while interning together at Jobs with Justice. Spaits lives in Seattle, Washington but plans to move back to the east coast very soon. She is a badass union organizer for UniteHere!

Boston, Massachusetts If life is a game, Tom is probably the guy running around leaving secret clues to help you figure out where the next piece of the map is hidden (and making sure everyone is having fun while at it). Tom also once brought enough One Rings for his whole family to throw at a volcano! What a guy!

Asra has known Jenny since Kindergarten. Asra was there for Jenny through all of the trials and tribulations of Shady Side Academy. They are both part of the first co-ed class of SSA Kindergarteners. Asra is a hockey player and lawyer in Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania.

Last known location: Seattle, Washington Dan Johnson will be the first to tell you for the price of three pizza a month, you could own a computer. Dan Johnson is sorry for partying. Dan Johnson once had a shack for sale and pretended it wasn't his when he finally had a buyer. (this may be John Dansky, though)

Melinda made Jen's college experience. She brought Jen into the infamous social justice "frat" called Porter. She also lived with Jen post-college in Reno House. Melinda lives with a small menagerie of animals in Washington, DC. She is a newsie (union organizer) for the NewsGuild.

Warshington, DCNotorious tax policy rock and roll icon Richard Phillips has testified before congress more times than most Americans. *Not THAT Richard Phillips, (but he is my captain). Also not Phillip K. Dick in reverse.

Rachel counseled Jen through many, many potential missteps while living together in Porter and Reno. She is righteous, loving, and sassy. Rachel lives with Jen's close friend and financial advisor, Ethan Miller, in Washington, DC. She speaks for the trees at the Sierra Club.

Part time Bee Keeper, full time friend. Cowriter of the acclaimed Broadway musical "Midler of the Streep". His musical interludes sooth the ears and the soul. Loves Blackberry Schnapps.

Tea is Jen's most wise and deeply rooted friend. They were Jen's pseudo-roommate at Reno. Tea has always been there to actively listen to Jen and provides the best advice and guidance. They live in Chicago, IL and spend their days and nights teaching young people how to community organize.

Mary and Jen shared a wall in Porter and remained friends through Jen shorting out the power several times in the house and Jen's messy habits. Mary and Jen had an amazing picnic on the main quad at AU, no ants were allowed. She lives in Chicago, IL and works in affordable housing development.

Valerie has the distinct privilege of being Jenny's roommate in high school. She dealt with Jenny at her most angsty and taught Jenny how to be honorable and have uncompromising integrity, even in the face of teenage hormones. She lives in Columbus, Ohio and is a lawyer for Southeastern Ohio Legal Services.

Green Bay, WisconsinJoe and Brian have been friends ever since their parents left them to fend for themselves in the hard knock life of the daycare of Western Bowling Lanes.

Washington, DCMaster planner, expert programmer, greatest of friends.

Priyanka met Jen on the first day of high school and things escalated quickly. Their friendship continued into D.C. where they built pillow forts, threw parties, and saw great shows to their hearts' content. Priyanka is the original tenured professor of Jenny's heart. She is a Director of Engineering in NYC.

Washington, DCAn all around good guy, with zero h's in his name. Jon Staal may or may not have gotten Mono from Brian and that may or may not be his own fault.

Jolie is the second child of Jenny’s cousin Matt and his wife Lindsay. She is 3, lives in Rochester, NY with her sister Madelyn and brother Ethan. She loves the color orange, Rapunzel, and break dancing.

[Usher:]Yeah, yeah, yeah! Yeah, yeah! Yeah!Yeah, yeah, yeah! Yeah, yeah! Yeah!

Everett is Brian's nephew and lives in Green Bay, Wisconsin with his parents Brett and Kimberly. Jen is excited for him to visit Pittsburgh, especially given his love of Daniel Tiger. Jen will likely try to indoctrinate him into loving Pittsburgh and its not-to-be mentioned football team. But we all know where Everett's loyalties rest.

Cassie lives in Milwaukee, Wisconsin* and ooh boi don't get that wrong! Milwaukee has certainly had its share of visitors. The French missionaries and explorers were coming here as early as the late 1600s to trade with the Native Americans. In fact, isn't "Milwaukee" an Indian name? Yes, it is. Actually, it's pronounced "mill-e-wah-que" which is Algonquin for "the good land". *Since the writing of this, Cassie moved to Appleton, where Brian originally thought she lived. By principle, he's not changing it back.