Will this be open bar?
Of course. However, there is a 20 drink minimum for all attendees. Guests who fail to meet drink minimums will be forced to cook breakfast.
Are there any prohibited items?
While the venue does not explicitly provide us with a list of prohibited items, we kindly request that you do not attend the wedding carrying or wearing any of the following on your person:
"I <3 NY" t-shirts,
C4 explosive devices (C4 without blasting cap OK),
gang colors,
the exact same wedding dress as Colleen,
Dallas Cowboys gear,
Greta Van Fleet tee shirts,
non-domesticated animals (unless pre-approved by couple),
Billy Joel,
children.
Do I need to bring anything?
Unlikely. We should have just about everything you'll need at the ceremony/reception. We'll have food, drinks, music and good times. If you require an Iron Lung due to your recent bout with Polio, the venue has informed us that theirs is currently on the fritz. So you'll need to supply your own.
What is the dress code?
32481 then press #
What should I wear?
Clothes are a good place to start. Cocktail attire would be most fitting. You definitely don't need to wear a ball gown or tuxedo or anything like that. Maybe something with a collar for guys. Suits really not necessary, but totally acceptable. Hawaiian shirt and north will work. Ladies could wear something comfortable and beachy, like a sundress. A lot of the venue is grass so chunky heels would work better.
Can we bring our kids?
While we love most of your kids, due to venue capacity and restrictions, this is an adults only shin-dig.... Seriously. Any kids who sneak their way into the wedding will be forced to tend bar.
What if I have dietary restrictions?
We have tried our hardest to make sure no one with dietary restrictions was invited. Though, if you've snuck through. We will provide accommodations for what you need.
And you may ask yourself... well, how do I get there?
The ceremony and reception will be held at the same place, the Regatta Inn. Parking is available on site if you have a car and don't plan on getting too crazy. But we hope you plan on getting crazy. The venue is relatively close to the Tides hotel if you're staying there. Probably about a 20 minute walk. Lucky for you, suits aren't required so the walk should be breezy. If you don't have a car or don't feel like walking, Uber is your best bet.
Can I expect all the usual wedding traditions here?
No. Have you met us?
Will you have a hotel block and transportation?
Check the "Travel" section of the wedding website for more information on that. Or don't. I'm a website, not a cop.
Can I bring a plus one?
No, sorry. When you RSVP, you'll see the names of everyone in your party who is receiving an invite. If it's just you, it's just you. Plus ones can be purchased, however, for a $10,000 entrance fee.
Does Colleen know that this is what the FAQ section looks like?
No. Please don't tell her.