If you vote for Luke, all of your wildest dreams will come true. Luke is also the only person in our lives who we can't even think of a "worst quality" for.

Our niece and nephew and objectively the cutest beings on this planet. They know Logan as Uncle Hat and I hope nobody tells them he’s got a real name.

I’ve known Joy since March 30, 1994. We are exactly the same while simultaneously being completely different. She’s shaped me in more ways than I could explain or even realize. She accepted this role because I told her she doesn’t have to make a speech, but now I’m sad I can’t force her to say nice things about me in front of everyone we know. I don’t know what the context of this picture is but it made me laugh.

One time in elementary school I fell in the mud (in WHITE PANTS) during recess kickball. Danica walked me to the nurse’s office so I could borrow some pants. I wanted to be BFFs so badly, but I had to wait until the fateful day in eighth grade when she joined our family outing to Kmart and Cheeseburger in Paradise. She’s the third Stewart sister and I’m pretty sure our family likes her best. She’s the perfect person to have a perfect day with, regardless of what your plans are. This is her modeling some Coke in Toronto.

Kristyn is the butt of every joke but she takes it in stride. Until she snaps one day then we’re all goners. (Remember I chose a cute picture for you when that day comes, Kristyn) She’s lovable and loyal and bubbly and thoughtful and likely the loudest person you’ll ever meet. If I get too mushy here she’ll never let me forget it.

Krista hunted me down on Temple’s campus sophomore year after una prueba de español. Then she poached me from my class partner, Joey (hopefully he forgave me). She understands me more than I understand myself. She’s a firecracker (am I old enough to use that term yet?) and also the best friend you could ask for. This is one of the four pictures we’ve taken together over the past decade.

Allie and I technically went to high school together, but weren’t friends until I moved in with her in Manayunk (shout-out to Rachel Curry for making that happen). She’s also the reason that Logan and I met as I was talking myself out of the trip to Charleston to which she said “who cares that you don’t have a job?” and thank God for that. She doesn’t realize it but she’s one of the funniest people on this earth. She’s the most fun person to be around and someone I can be fully myself with with no judgement. This is her in our favorite grimy Baltimore Eagles bar (RIP Chasers).

Met October 17, 1996 - Carson's best quality: Good at ping pong. Carson's worst quality: Won't pick a place to eat.

Met in 2014 - Chase's best quality: Will go to literally any concert I ask him to no questions asked. Chase's worst quality: Takes way too long to tell stories.

Met in 2016 - Bryan's best quality: He's incredibly generous and always makes an effort for the people in his life. Bryan's worst quality: Very bad at foreign accents.

Met in 2006 - Dylan's best quality: We lived together for 4 years so we know each other's tendencies almost better than anyone else. Dylan's worst quality: Floridian.

Met in 2014 - Evan's best quality: Is a therapist. Evan's worst quality: Needs a therapist.

Met in 1999 - Ben's best quality: Can chill with anyone and talk about anything. Ben's worst quality: Has never answered the phone on the first call.

Met in 2009 - Mike’s best quality: The most thoughtful person in my life except Aunt Donna. Mike’s worst quality: He won’t stop doing a Trump voice way too often. And way too poorly.

Met in 1999 - Glenn's best quality: Unintentionally the most hilarious person I've ever met. Glenn's worst quality: Often makes no sense to me.