Superlative: Most likely to text “what are you doing right now” and then proceed to convince you to book a last minute trip across the country. Catch phrase: "Oh my golly!"

Superlative: Most likely to be seen praying to Jesus for Penn State to win football season, while wrapped in a blanket, with a glass of wine 5:00pm on a Monday night. Catch phrase: "I can do some OMT for that."

Superlative: Most likely to dress better than you. Will find something you wish you found first at a thrift shop. Catch phrase: “Wolf!”

Superlative: Most likely to get an instagram brand deal to promote growing succulents from a local coffee shop. Catch phrase: "Eeeeeeeeek!"

Superlative: Yes, her truck is bigger than yours. No, she will not let you drive it. Catch phrase: "That’s not true Scott!"

Superlative: Most likely to have a book, music album, and graduate degree completed before anyone else at this wedding. Catch phrase: "Yeah, this is a trail." (It most probably was not a trail.)

Superlative: Most likely to cook you and your whole family a nine course meal. Least likely to find deer in our back yard. First pick in a dooms day scenario. Catch phase: “Don’t F*ck this up Scott”

Superlative: Has a comprehensive understanding of high explosives after 1 drunken training session. Most likely to drop your sunglasses overboard and not buy you a new pair. Catch phrase: “You should have put croakies on those”

Superlative: Most likely to enjoy low budget horror films. Most likely to fall asleep halfway through low budget horror films. Catch phrase “Finesse and dip - that’s my calling card”

Superlative: Most likely to play low tier chess in the middle of a good party. Most likely to illegitimately count .22 bullets in his race to stockpile 1,000,000 rounds of ammunition. Catch Phrase: “I never said I would give you free legal advice”

Superlative: Most likely to make poor bets about the structural integrity of dead trees. Mastermind behind Hurt Weekly. Catch Phrase: “Lisle, you ride down this zipline and we will sit here with paintball guns”

Superlative: Most likely to inadvertently make a multi-billion dollar company by creating an app to solve a mundane first world problem. Catch Phrase: “I can’t wait for the bachelor trip”

Superlative: Most likely to arrive late to the wedding via helicopter. Bailey is under the false impression that girls like snakes. Catch phrases: “I’ll paddle you then you paddle me”