Petals and Promises

20 different scripts at a Whole Foods table to "pick our ceremony". We had to remind her over and over again, in the spurious emails we exchanged, that we were already married and didn't need to provide a state marriage license or witnesses to sign afterward - She did not know us from any other couple that paid her too much. And further, inconsiderate to the wedding party that day, she shows up 5 minutes before the ceremony start to my ready room, which is chaos getting everyone buttoned up to walk down the aisle, and there asks for the remaining $200 cash before she will start the ceremony. Not that we didn't have the budget or intention to pay her, but she could have helped us that crazy day by settling the bill before the wedding start, like every other Utah vendor we worked with. Sharon is overpriced for the minimal heart and interaction she brought to our wedding experience - but we needed an officiant to talk in front of our ceremony, and she read her script we chose for her well enough. She knows exactly how to milk a bride and groom for as little effort as needed to make that cash.