30 Funny Anniversary Quotes for LOL-Loving Couples

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diane hall senior editor and wedding expert the knot worldwide
Diane Hall
diane hall senior editor and wedding expert the knot worldwide
Diane Hall
Contributing Senior Editor & Wedding Expert
  • Diane writes and edits articles for The Knot Worldwide, with a specialty in weddings, party planning and couple lifestyle.
  • She produces editorial content for The Knot, The Bash and WeddingWire Canada.
  • Before joining The Knot Worldwide, she was the publisher of 2life Magazine and WeddingBells Magazine.
Updated Aug 21, 2023

So you're on the hunt for a funny anniversary quote? Congrats lovebirds! If you and your boo love to laugh, wear hilarious couple costumes and prefer a rom com over a drama, you've landed in the right place. When it comes to celebrating your love story, several things are in order—a funny anniversary card, a playful anniversary gift and a quirky couple selfie on social media with a clever anniversary caption. Regardless of what special day you're celebrating, these cute and funny anniversary quotes are perfect for the fun-loving duo to express their sense of humor and true love.

Funny Happy Anniversary Wishes

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You don't need to have a wedding anniversary to use one of these funny anniversary messages to celebrate another year of love. These wishes for couples are appropriate to recognize any meaningful event—when you met, a first date or when you moved in together. Whatever milestone you want to honor with your loved one, writing one of these messages should do the trick.

  • "There's no one else in the world I'd rather have snoring next me."
  • "This box of chocolates reminds me of you — sweet, salty, nutty and very addictive."
  • "Beyond grateful (and relieved) that we both swiped right."
  • "You'll always be the only person I send heart eye emojis to."
  • "Love is great but a little 'rizz' never hurts either (and you've got lots of it)."
  • "Each and every day you're my favorite notification."
  • "My love for you still gives me the same feeling as when I see my food coming at a restaurant."
  • "On this [insert number] year anniversary, I want to renew my DINKWAD lifestyle with you."
  • "I love you more than [XX - insert something ridiculous here]... and you know I really, really, really love [XX]."
  • "Don't pinch me, I'm living in my favorite rom-com with you."
  • "We're the perfect pair. You're the jelly to my peanut butter, the tonic to my gin, the mold to my cheese... I do really love stinky blue cheese."
  • "Thanks for never streaming a [Game of Thrones episode] without me by your side."
  • "Let's jump into the richly imagined future together for another whole year of questionable adventures."

Funny Wedding Anniversary Quotes

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Whether you're celebrating a first anniversary or 50 years of marriage, these funny anniversary wishes are especially apropos for married couples with a serious sense of humor. Here are funny anniversary messages to to celebrate last year and get psyched for what next year has in store.

  • "Happy anniversary! I want to spend the rest of my money with you."
  • "You're my lifetime subscription to love."
  • "Happy 5th anniversary! Five years, 60 months, 260 weeks, or 1,825 days—however you count it, it all adds up to love."
  • "Today we celebrate the best decision you've ever made."
  • "Being married to me for the rest of your life is the real anniversary gift."
  • "Even though we have more grey hair, wrinkles and body aches, celebrating our marriage anniversary never gets old."
  • "I know that loving me isn't always easy, but at least it's worth it."
  • "Choosing you makes up for all the bad decisions I've ever made."
  • "For better or worse, I still choose you."
  • "Sorry, no refunds. Happy anniversary!"
  • "Saying 'I Do' to you for the rest of my life is the smartest thing I ever did."
  • "Another year together and I'd still choose you over a room full of puppies."
  • "Let's pinky swear we'll celebrate every wedding anniversary like it's our first."
  • "Forgot to cancel my 30-day marriage trial... Phew!"
  • "A happy marriage is basically like an endless sleepover with a best friend."
  • "If love is blind then marriage is a real eye-opener. Thank god we're a perfect match and our married life is super hot."
  • "Our marriage is like a deck of cards. It includes two hearts and a diamond but also two jokers at the end of the day."
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