123 Valentine's Day Captions That Are Just *Chef's Kiss*

"Look at us. Hey. Look at us. Who woulda thought? Not me!"
Valentine's Day Captions
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Jamie Cuccinelli the knot writer and wedding expert
Jamie Cuccinelli
Jamie Cuccinelli the knot writer and wedding expert
Jamie Cuccinelli
Senior Editor, Sex & Relationships
  • Jamie is a Senior Editor for The Knot where she oversees all sex and relationship editorial content.
  • Before joining The Knot Worldwide, she worked with an array of digital publications that include Brides, The Zoe Report, Bustle and MyDomaine.
  • Jamie graduated with a degree in English and Media, Culture & Communications from New York University.
Updated Dec 30, 2023

What's Valentine's Day without an Instagram feed full of cuddled-up couple photos accompanied by carefully crafted Valentine's Day captions? Can't resist adding yours to the mix? Why should you? Go ahead and post a photo of yourself and your sweetie, along with these Valentine's Day captions perfect for your feed.

Yes, thanks to us at The Knot, you now have just as many Valentine's captions to choose from as you do photo possibilities! Will you choose one of our funny Valentine's Day captions to go with that shot of you two making funny faces? Or one of our cute Valentine's captions to match that kissing pic? (We also have single Valentine's Day captions if you're without a partner this year but don't want to miss out on the social media fun.)

Scroll on to see our favorite Valentine's Day Instagram captions for 2024.

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Funny Valentine's Day Captions

If you're not the type to get sappy on the 'gram, we've got you covered with our funny Valentine's Day captions for couples. These ideas and phrases range from witty to punny—and they all make for great Valentine's IG caption content. Below, discover some of the best funny Valentine's Day captions. (You may also want to check out these funny Valentine's Day presents, too!)

  • "Look at us. Hey. Look at us. Who woulda thought? Not me!" —Paul Rudd
  • You make grocery shopping fun.
  • Same time next year?
  • Love your stupid face.
  • Oops, tripped and fell in love
  • So happy we both swiped right.
  • Ugh, gross.
  • If this were Love Island, I'd couple up with them every week.
  • No soft launch here.
  • You > everyone else.
  • My emergency contact.
  • Don't pinch me, I'm living in a Taylor Swift love song.
  • I *like* like you.
  • Will you accept this rose? 🌹
  • The only person I send heart-eye emojis to.
  • Thanks for the date, Cupid.
  • You make me like Valentine's Day.
  • Love is great but a little chocolate never hurts either.
  • Plz consider this my Valentine's Day card.
  • Permanent recipient of all of my paper Valentine cards.
  • You're my favorite notification.
  • Look, mom! I found a Valentine!
  • Cupid's not getting his arrow back.
  • Dear Cupid: You're a real one.
  • Sweeter than candy hearts.
  • Another holiday, another excuse to share my favorite wedding pictures.

Cute Valentine's Day Captions

Looking for cute Valentine's Day captions? You're in the right place. Ideal for romantics at heart, these sweet ideas are the perfect accompaniment to any of your swoon-worthy snapshots. See our favorite cute Valentine's Instagram captions right here.

  • You make every day an adventure.
  • ❤️🧡💛💚💙💜
  • xoxo
  • In this life and the next.
  • In my Lover era.
  • 🐝 mine?
  • My forever.
  • My better half.
  • My home.
  • Me & mine.
  • I will always choose you.
  • My constant crush.
  • Love to love you.
  • One & only.
  • Heart eyes for you.
  • Thank you, Cupid.
  • Stole my heart.
  • My year-round Valentine.
  • Still crushing on you after all this time.
  • Best Valentine's Day yet.
  • Better than any box of chocolates.
  • I love you—simple as that.
  • Better than any love song.
  • V-day with your best friend >
  • On cloud 9.
  • Our love story is my favorite.
  • Another Valentine's Day with my favorite person.
  • I'd choose you a million more times.
  • Roses are red, violets are blue, Valentine's Day is better when I'm spending it with you.
  • My 🍯

Flirty Valentine's Day Captions

If there was ever a perfect time to get flirty, it's V-Day, baby! These flirty Valentine's Day captions will let everyone know how you feel about your hunk, a hunk of burning love.

  • Hotter than a NYC pre-war apartment.
  • I'd take you to the movies, but they don't let you bring your own snacks in.
  • Today was cute and so are we.
  • "Can't keep my hands to myself," ("Hands to Myself," Selena Gomez)
  • Up to ❄️ good.
  • Roses are red, clouds are gray. Sorry not sorry for the PDA.

Valentine's Day Captions from Pop Culture

When it comes to finding great Valentine's Day captions for Instagram, pop culture is a wealth of inspiration. Your favorite songs, movies and TV shows are full of romantic quotes, many of which would make for a beautiful ode to your soulmate. Here, find our all-time favorite Valentine's Day Instagram captions from pop culture.

Valentine's Day Captions from Songs

  • "Cupid hit me with precision." ("See You Again," Tyler, The Creator)
  • "Home is wherever I'm with you." ("Home," Edward Sharpe and the Magnetic Zeros)
  • "Isn't it just so pretty to think, all along there was an invisible string tying you to me." ("Invisible String," Taylor Swift)
  • "Love you like XO." ("XO," Beyoncé)
  • "You're my end and my beginning." ("All of Me," John Legend)
  • "Lucky I'm in love with my best friend." ("Lucky," Jason Mraz)
  • "Heaven is a place on earth with you." ("Video Games," Lana Del Ray)
  • "Loving you's the antidote." ("Golden," Harry Styles)
  • "You've set my world on fire." ("Golden Hour," Kacey Musgraves)
  • "Keep all my love forever." ("P.S. I Love You," The Beatles)
  • "We built this love from the ground up." ("From the Ground Up," Dan and Shay)
  • "If I'm dreaming, baby, please don't wake me up." ("Fallin' All In You," Shawn Mendes)
  • "Can't stop staring at those ocean eyes." ("Ocean Eyes," Billie Eilish)

Valentine's Day Captions from Movies, TV Shows & Books

  • I can't wait to do laundry and taxes with you. (Everything Everywhere All At Once)
  • "It's you. It's me. It's us." (The Haunting of Bly Manor)
  • "Please never forget that the sun rises and sets with your smile." (Taylor Jenkins Reid, The Seven Husbands of Evelyn Hugo)
  • "I'm in lesbians with you." (Scott Pilgrim vs. the World)
  • "When you realize you want to spend the rest of your life with somebody, you want the rest of your life to start as soon as possible." (When Harry Met Sally)
  • "If I loved you less, I might be able to talk about it more." (Jane Austen, Emma)
  • "I feel like we fell out of a lucky tree, hit every branch on the way down, ended up in a pool full of cash and Sour Patch Kids." (Ted Lasso)
  • "Wherever you are in the world, that's where I belong." (Crazy Rich Asians)
  • "This is a once-in-a-lifetime love." (The Vow)
  • "Let's start with forever." (Stephenie Meyer, Twilight)
  • "You are my greatest adventure." (The Incredibles)
  • "I've never liked a smile as much as I like yours." (Schitt's Creek)
  • "Three words. Eight letters." (Gossip Girl)
  • "I love you and I like you."(Parks and Recreation)
  • "You are the only thing I'm ever gonna need." (This Is Us)
  • "You're my lobster." (Friends)
  • We have that 'can't-live-without-each-other love.' (Sex And The City)
  • "When all my dreams come true, the one I want next to me… it's you." (One Tree Hill)
  • "There is nothing I know more than the fact that I want to be with you." (New Girl)

Valentine's Day Instagram Captions for Singles

We're all about self-love on Valentine's Day, too. Whether you love being single, you're seeking love or you're looking for an anti-Valentine's Day caption that communicates your disapproval of all the hoopla surrounding a single day dedicated to love, look no further: These single Valentine's Day captions are just the thing.

  • Cheers to Independence Day.
  • Lonely Hearts Club
  • "If you can't love yourself, how in the hell you gonna love somebody else?" —RuPaul
  • Oh, is today a holiday or something?
  • Red Alert: Candy will be 50% off tomorrow.
  • I may be single, but at least I don't have a joint TikTok.
  • "Thank you, next." ("Thank U, Next," Ariana Grande)
  • Love bites.
  • Stupid Cupid.
  • Cupid did us a favor.
  • Let's go, GNO.
  • Which Cupid are y'all using?
  • Xoxo, me.
  • Me, myself and I.
  • Cupid missed me this year.
  • With love, me.
  • Cupid, wya?
  • Table for one.
  • Dear Cupid, aim better.
  • Wine + Galentines

Valentine's Day Instagram Captions for Dogs & Pets

Not to be forgotten, your furbaby may be the star of your feed on February 14. Who can resist a good pup portrait or a cute couple pose with your dog? Add one of these adorable Valentine's Day captions and you're ready to post.

  • "Karma is a cat, purring in my lap 'cause it loves me." ("Karma," Taylor Swift)
  • Puppy love.
  • Besties furever.
  • This could be us.
  • Thanks fur the memories.
  • All you need is love… and a dog.
  • I'm not single, I have dogs.
  • Barks > I love yous

Contributions by Sarah Hanlon

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