15 Discreet Sex Toys That'll Keep Your Sex Life On the Down-Low
While we love dishing on our favorite sex toys, we know that not everyone can relate. So, regardless of if you want to keep the noise-level down for roommates or you don't want your collection of vibes to quite look like vibrators, we're here to serve with the best discreet sex toys to suit your needs.
From a discreet vibrator disguised as a cute little ice cream cone to pint-sized suction toys, these discreet sex toys will keep your sex life your business (while still providing plenty of pleasure, naturally).
We've rounded up the best (read: expert-approved) discreet sex toy recommendations for you, below.
The Most Discreet Sex Toys To Buy Right Now
While there is no shame in using sex toys or the latest vibe, there's also no shame in discretion. Look no further than here for the best discreet sex toys, discreet vibrators, secret sex toy options and more.
Best for Hiding in Your Makeup Bag: VeDO Retro Lipstick Bullet Vibrator
This one is for all the makeup girlies (and of course, anyone with a vulva). Angie Rowntree, the founder and director of ethical porn sit Sssh, recommends this super cute bullet vibrator that is compact, easy to hide away and looks just like an everyday object you'd have with you on the go. "When it comes to discretion, you really can't beat a toy that fits inconspicuously into your makeup bag!" Rowntree says.
Standout feature: The best part of this toy? It looks just like a lipstick tube. "It looks exactly like any other lipstick tube with the clever cover on–but take it off and the tapered tip delivers 10 vibration modes and 6 intensity levels right where you want it most," Rowntree explains. "'Apply your 'lipstick' generously whenever you need a pick-me-up on the go."
Notable review: "This product is super powerful—which does mean it is a little loud. However, the look of it is amazing a very discreet. You would never know unless you yourself purchased it. Very pleased."
Most Adorable Compact Toy: Satisfyer Cutie Heart
"I love the Cutie Heart for its obviously adorable shape [and] travel-friendly compact size," says Rowntree. Like many other air-pulse toys out there, you've probably seen a few of these before—but this one is just a bit more discreet than other alternatives. The suction feels amazing, with twelve different intensity settings and waterproof capabilities.
Standout feature: Not only is this toy adorable and compact, it's also extra discreet with a "whisper-mode" that makes for quiet sessions.
Notable review: "Okay this little cutie heart is amazing!! Charges so quickly, quiet as advertised and lots of different modes to get you where you need to be!"
Best Discreet Toy for Folks With a Penis: TENGA GEO Coral
If you're looking for discreet male sex toys, this is definitely the best it can get. Sam, the founder of a spicy audio membership club called Best Kept Secret, recommends the TENGA GEO Coral for men (or folks with penises) who want to be discreet and still have a good time.
Standout feature: It looks like a paperweight and can easily be hidden in plain sight.
Notable review: "One of the best products I've used in this price range and below."
Most Likely to Look Like an Actual Toy: Love To Love Cand'Ice Vanilla Pop Vibrator
Who doesn't love a disguised sex toy? Next up, we've got a discreet and adorable vibrator at the recommendation of Marla Renee Stewart, a sexologist at Lovers. "No matter where your vibe ends up, it'll look like a toy—so no need to have to explain to someone what it is," Stewart explains. Meanwhile, its textured design and 10 vibration patterns deliver 'I scream, you scream,' waves of pleasure.
Standout feature: It's great to travel through TSA because it won't get clocked as a traditional sex toy.
Notable review: "Love it. Nice and convenient to charge. Very powerful!"
Best Palm-Sized Vibe: Playboy Pleasure Palm Vibrator
Full disclosure: the Playboy Palm Vibrator has become my tried-and-true favorite. So I wasn't surprised when Rowntree also recommended the Palm as a great discreet sex toy option. "Perfect for solo play or coupled fun, the Playboy Pleasure Palm is made of velvety silicone and is designed to fit comfortably in your hand and against the body," Rowntree says. "This means that whether you like to hold it against you or writhe and grind, you're in for a good time."
Unlike a lot of other toys, this one has two independent motors in its respective ends that feature 10 unique speeds and rhythms. The wider end of the toy provides more "focused" tapping sensations, and the more tapered end pleases you with all the 'good vibes' you can handle.
Standout feature: Its modern, minimalist design helps the Playboy Pleasure Palm to "blend in" or easily tuck away.
Notable review: "Personally, I love the moon shape and it's versatile—you can hold it in your hand, grind against it, sit on it and more."
Best for Unicorn Lovers: Creature Cocks Mystique Dildo
Calling all unicorns! This dildo can go right along with your magical keepsakes. It's great at being public, as it is colorful and capable of sitting pretty on any shelf. "It can be a great talking piece with your guests and they'll never know that you can actually use it to explore any of your sexual unicorn fantasies," Stewart says. It can be used solo or with a partner, too.
Standout feature: This toy is great for roleplay with couples and most likely it will get past TSA without any shame or embarrassment because it doesn't look like a sex toy.
Notable review: "This has the girth you desire and the ribs feel amazing. The suction cup base is one of the strongest I've ever seen so you can go wild."
Best for Taking Through TSA: SONA 2 Travel
Casey Tanner, a sexologist and therapist, recommends the LELO SONA 2 for those with travel in mind. Plus, if you're looking to get a little luxe, this toy might be for you, as its on the higher-end. When it comes to discreet vibrators, it also fits the bill with its compact design and sensonic technology, which mimics the act of oral sex with its 12 settings. Take it on the go, wherever you are headed in the world, with ease.
Standout feature: The best part? It has a built in travel lock that ensures your carry-on bag won't suddenly start vibrating midway through security.
Notable review: "Because it is so travel-friendly, you don't have to worry about moving through TSA with this one—regardless of if you're TSA pre-check or not."
Most Likely to Double as an Art Piece: Playboy Pleasure Swan Vibrator
Admittedly, this is another favorite of mine. It looks like a modern art piece and sits openly on a shelf in my room, as I'm never worried anyone will think it's a sex toy. Stewart recommends this discreet vibrator for that reason, too: "This toy has the ability to visually please and sexually please you in all the ways," she says.
Standout feature: It has ten vibrating settings in each shaft to play and experiment with.
Notable review: "So much fun and pleasure!"
Best for Couples: TOR 2
Looking for discreet male sex toys? What about secret sex toys for couples? If you're with a person that has a penis, this LELO toy might be for you: According to Tanner, TOR 2 was designed with couples in mind and is small enough to fit in the palm of your hand. It's made of smooth silicone and is comfortable to fit all penis sizes. Tuck it away in your suitcase, purse or even your back pocket.
Standout feature: It has 100% more powerful vibrations than any other penis ring.
Notable review: "It is silky smooth and, although tight on me, provides decent vibrations. We love how long these can go with a charge and how they hold the charge."
Best for Versatility: We-Vibe Sync 2
The best discreet sex toys might be the ones that you can use with your partner on a romantic getaway—or even just in the comfort on your own home by yourself. Lisa Lawless, a sex and intimacy educator, recommends the We-Vibe Sync 2 for discretion and fun. While it looks more like a sex toy, it's compact and flexible and can fit anywhere. And it's super versatile.
Standout feature: "It can be used solo, during intercourse and as a discreet panty vibrator," Lawless says. "Because it has a remote control, it allows your partner to use it while you are in
your bedroom or out on the town, and it is quiet yet powerful when in use."
Notable review: "The last few years my husband and I have been in a slump and needed something to add a bit of spice to the bedroom. I'm so glad I decided on this one. My husband absolutely loves the long-distance partner play and while in the bedroom."
Best for Living With Roommates: Ora 3
If you're someone who has a roommate right next to your bedroom wall, you might be looking for a quiet and subtle vibe—but one that does the job, too. This discreet AF vibrator will get you there, according to Tanner.
"By the look of the toy, you'd never know that ORA 3 is actually an oral sex simulator with a nub that rotates and vibrates such that it feels like a real tongue," Tanner explains. "It's flexible, soft to the touch and has 12 vibration patterns that make it just as versatile an experience as actual oral sex."
Standout feature: Unlike traditional vibrators, ORA 3 runs at a volume softer than a whisper. No more sound proofing your room or blasting music just to get a little solo time.
Notable review: "All around great product. Didn't have the Ora original or Ora 2 to compare it to, but I am obsessed with this little unique toy. Takes a bit of practice and a couple tries to find the sweet spot(s), but once you find it there's no going back."
Best for Those Who Want Extra Discretion: Vibrating Panties
Looking for a litte extra discretion? Tami Rose, a sex toy expert at Romantic Adventures, recommends these cheeky panty for those who want to wear their pleasure. They are rechargeable, comfortable and lacey—plus, they're still sexy.
Standout feature: "Traveling with sex toys can make security checks awkward," Rose says. "But with vibrating panties, many are very discreet and usually are non-phallic so they don't attract a lot of attention."
Notable review: "These are super comfy and make me feel sexy in secret!"
Most Fashion-Forward Sex Toy: Vesper Vibrator Necklace
Trend-setters, this one is for you. Crave's Vesper Vibrator Necklace is the perfect example of a discreet vibrator. It is a wearable, luxury piece of jewelry that also happens to be a vibrator. It comes in gold, silver and rose gold, each with three unique vibration settings. Wear it at home, at a sex party, out on the town, on a date or even at work. (No one will ever know!)
Standout feature: It's truly undetectable as a vibrator and is also ultra-quiet when in use.
Notable review: "I honestly didn't know what to expect when this came in the mail, but the Vesper necklace is such a beautiful creation. The material is really high quality, and I totally underestimated the power of this little thang. It's such a simple and sleek compliment to almost any outfit."
Best for Secret Wear: Adjustable Nipple Clamps
Perhaps one of the most underrated discreet sex toys is nipple clamps. If you're a fan of nipple play (or don't want to risk something that vibrates or is potentially obvious), we suggest trying out nipple clamps. You can wear them while traveling, on a date with your partner and beyond.
Standout feature: These are easily hideable under clothing and lingerie.
Notable review: "I love these—they're lightweight and comfortable to wear without showing through my clothes!"
Best Discreet Bullet Vibrator: MIA 2
Sleek, chic and pink! When it comes to trendy, luxurious and fun-looking bullet vibrators, Tanner recommends the MIA 2. "It's clitoral massager that's no bigger than a lipstick, but still packs a range of intensities perfect for those exploring on the go." Throw it in your bag with your chapstick, and no one will ask questions.
Standout review: Crafted with subtlety in mind, MIA 2 is USB-rechargeable, so you never have to worry about packing (or losing) an additional charging cord.
Notable review: "I really enjoy the LELO Mia 2. It's sleek, discreet, easy to use, waterproof, easy to charge and comes in a chic box with a lube."