Funny Valentine's Cards to Keep the Humor Alive This February

Laughing together is simply the best.

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Updated Nov 14, 2024

Some people go sweet and sentimental while others choose to pop the question on the popular February holiday. But, if you ended up here, you're hoping for some funny Valentine's cards that will bring a smile and a laugh to your relationship. Well, we've rounded up hilarious meme cards, plenty with chuckle-worthy pop culture references and a few that are a bit on the sassy, sultry side. Add in some Valentine's messages for her or him, grab a gift and you're well on your way to slaying this holiday all about love.

1. I Would Have Made Room For You Titanic Card

People have debated whether or not Jack could have survived the Titanic's sinking if Rose made room for him on the door she was floating on after the ship sank. Whether you think he would have made it or not, letting your SO know you would make room is an adorable sentiment, making this one of our favorite go-to cute and funny Valentine's Day cards.

$6 | Amazon

2. My Plants Would All Be Dead Without You Card

Every couple has activities they do together, and for some, it is gardening or caretaking plants inside their house. This is one of the funny Etsy Valentine's Day cards we love, as it makes us laugh while also expressing gratitude.

$4 | Etsy

3. I Slow Blink You So Much Card

Cat lovers unite! Friends of felines know that classic slow blink when a cat is incredibly relaxed and happy. Tell your person you feel that same way about them with this top pick for funny cat Valentine cards.

From $6 | Etsy

4. The Cheesiest Valentine's Day Card We Could Find

There's a time to be serious and a time to be cheesy, and this card easily made our list of funny Valentine's Day cards as part of the latter category. Any cheese lover will appreciate the corniness of this card.

From $3 | Etsy

5. You Snore Valentine's Day Card

Your person may snore, but they're also the person you're supposed to be with. So, watch your partner open this hilarious card up to the secret message so they know both of those facts this Valentine's Day.

$6 | Etsy

6. Friends Funny Meme Valentine Cards

If Friends has been a staple in your relationship, consider this as a top option as far as funny Valentine's cards for her go. Joey's classic "How you doin'?" line is an excellent way to start your Valentine's Day date off with a giggle.

$6 | Etsy

7. Dem Buns Dough Valentine Card

Whether your partner makes the world's best cinnamon buns or simply has a hot bod, let them know with this cute yet hilarious card from a small business on Etsy. We think this card works especially well as an option for funny Valentine cards for a husband or wife.

From $7 | Etsy

8. Not a Valentine's Day Card

There are plenty of couples that don't celebrate Valentine's Day, but sometimes you still want to acknowledge that you care about someone around that time. This card gets that point across without going over the top.

$6 | Etsy

9. Funny Cat Meme Valentine's Day Card

On the hunt for some funny meme Valentine cards? This cat card cracks us up and has a blank inside so you can write plenty of Valentine's wishes for him.

$5 | Etsy

10. Schitt's Creek Valentine's Day Card

Schitt's Creek themed valentine's day card

Some days feel hard to celebrate if it feels like the world is falling apart around you. This card leans into that sentiment while highlighting how wonderful it is to have someone to do this crazy life with. Of course, the Schitt's Creek theme just makes it better.

$6 | Etsy

11. Met on the Internet Card

Whether you met on eHarmony, Bumble or somewhere a little more unconventional, this funny card is sure to bring a laugh to any couple that came together using the wonderful World Wide Web.

$6 | Etsy

12. A Sirius Crush Harry Potter Card

When looking for funny Harry Potter Valentine's Day cards, Sirius Black keeps things light. This card is designed, printed and shipped from the Pacific Northwest, so you'll be supporting a small business while you're spreading some magic.

$6 | Etsy

13. Funny Star Wars Valentine's Card

Chewbacca's grunts can be interpreted to say just about anything by an untrained ear, but this funny Star Wars card sets the record straight by sharing just what one of his "grawwrrars" means.

$6 | Etsy

14. Funny Taylor Swift Valentine's Day Card

Funny swiftie themed valentine's day card

This year, some relationships may have struggled as one partner spent their days endlessly streaming Taylor Swift's Tortured Poets Department or prepping for her tour, potentially taking away some attention from their person. But, this card reminds your lover that you do, in fact, love them more than you love Miss Americana.

$6 | Etsy

15. Harry Potter Dark Adult Humor Card

When it comes to funny adult Valentine's cards, there are plenty of cards that hint at something fun without being over the top. We think this Harry Potter-inspired dementor card walks that line quite well. As a bonus, it's a PDF download meaning it's perfect for last-minute Valentine's Day gift needs.

$2 | Etsy

16. Eminem Valentine's Day Card

If you're a 90s kid or simply miss Eminem's jams from back then, this should be a top pick if you're looking for funny Valentine's Day cards for a boyfriend or girlfriend.

From $6 | Etsy

17. Hot Chocolate and Marshmallows Card

Hot chocolate and marshmallows valentine's day card

Hot chocolate and marshmallows sound like the perfect combination on a cold Valentine's Day evening. If you let this card encourage you to do a little more than drink that warm beverage after a fun day together, so be it.

$7 | Amazon

18. You'll Get the V Later Card

Sometimes simple jokes are the best, and this is one of those funny and dirty Valentine's Day cards for him that fits that category to a T.

$6 | Amazon

19. Steal the Covers Card

There seems to be one in every relationship. Half of the pair sleeps warm, cozy and well while the other has to fight all night long to snuggle in. Whichever side you land on, this cute and funny card will certainly get a chuckle.

$7 | Amazon

20. Beer is Cheaper than Dinner Anti-Valentines Day Card

There are plenty of couples who would rather stay in and watch a show or game than try and brave getting dinner reservations on Valentine's Day. We respect that choice, and so does this card. When you go to share your evening plans with the world in a Valentine's Day social media post, you'll likely convince other couples that beer and a movie at home is, in fact, the way to go next year.

From $3 | Zazzle

21. Till The Neighbors Know My Name Valentine's Day Card

If you need an adult Valentine's Day card that gets right to the point, well here it is. Available in hard copy or as a PDF download, this card can be whipped up fast for those who don't have time to wait.

From $2 | Zazzle

22. You've Got Me Valentine's Day Card

While your partner may be hoping for something a little extra special to be revealed behind the scratch-off, we love that this card tells it like it is in a hilarious way. There's nothing better than having a person to do the highs and lows of life with.

From $3 | Zazzle