32 Funny Valentine's Day Gifts That Express Love and Laughter

We know love + laughter = happily ever after. That's why we've rounded up our favorite funny Valentine's Day gifts to keep the spark going strong. From lighthearted gag gifts for your new crush to cheeky presents for your longtime spouse, these silly V-Day presents will help you celebrate Cupid's holiday with your own special brand of humor.

A quick note before we go any further: The recipient should find the gift just as funny as you do. And if you're worried that the joke won't land, pair it with a cute Valentine's Day gift, so your partner gets the best of both worlds. Fortunately for you, we've found Valentine's Day presents that strike the perfect balance of silly and sweet. (Just keep scrolling!)

1. Matching Underwear

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Grab your valentine a pair of patterned undies, then surprise them with a matching pair for yourself… so sexy and fun! And if you want to keep it going, buy a membership so you two can have a new set of matching underwear each month (because love is even better when you match from the inside out).

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2. Couples Drinking Game

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You won't just be toasting Valentine's Day this year, you'll be throwing back shots. This spicy couples card game is designed to help you learn more about your partner. Each card instructs you and your S.O. to either correctly answer questions about each other, complete a dare or drink. Think: Give your partner a piggyback ride around the room or drink, and recite your partner's phone number correctly… or drink.

3. Sensual Candle

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Share a laugh and set the mood with this funny candle. The label boldly declares, "Light when you want me naked," adding a playful twist to your ambiance. Choose from 21 different scents, ranging from a calming Lavender to an alluring Mahogany Teakwood. Regardless, this candle will be a delightful and fragrant gift for a lighthearted Valentine's Day celebration.

4. First Aid Chocolate Kit

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Chocolate to the rescue! The classic Valentine's Day gift is given a humorous twist. The packaging is actually a collectible First Aid themed tin and reads "For the anonymous chocoholics." Inside, your love will find caramelized pecan nuts, a cocoa cookie rolled in rich almond cream, dark chocolate and cocoa powder, milk chocolate cubes filled with hazelnut praline and caramelized pecan bits, and pure milk chocolate thins.

5. Beef Jerky Flower Bouquet

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If the way to your partner's heart is through their stomach, then snatch this beauty up stat. A jerky bouquet of four flavors: original, teriyaki, hot and mixed all arranged in a beer pint is equal parts hilarious and satisfying. We won't tell your foodie, meat-loving valentine that it's really a gift you're hoping they'll share with you.

6. Microwavable Lobster Stuffed Animal

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We're taking a page out of Friends character Phoebe Buffay's book for this funny Valentine's Day gift for her, him or them. Like she said, "It's a known fact that lobsters fall in love and mate for life," making this crustacean stuffed animal double as a proclamation that you want to walk around the ocean floor, holding your partner's claws even when you're old. If that's not enough to bring on the warm fuzzies, the plush toy is fully microwaveable, scented with real dried French lavender and weighted, so it'll provide hours of comfort to the recipient.

7. Burrito Blanket

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The internet's favorite gag gift would be a funny Valentine's Day present for a partner that likes to be wrapped up tight in their blanket. The round fleece blanket is designed to look like a tortilla, making your S.O.—or the both of you—a burrito when cuddled underneath. It's a quirky way to cuddle on Valentine's Day.

8. Reversible Plush Toy

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Here's a funny Valentine's Day gift for your girlfriend, boyfriend, partner or spouse that can be a little—er—moody sometimes. Instead of the classic teddy bear, give them this adorable, reversible plush octopus. One side is happy and the other is angry (stressed, annoyed or overly tired), so you'll know exactly how they're feeling without needing to ask.

9. "Somebody" and "Somebody's Problem" Sweatshirts

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Matching couple outfits can be a fun and playful way to show off your relationship status. Take these sweatshirts, for example: one says "Somebody," while the other declares "Somebody's Problem." (Assign roles accordingly.)

10. What to Watch Decision Dice

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If your typical date night-in is spent scrolling through streaming networks for hours trying to pick a movie, then these dice will help you out. Simply pick a streaming service, then roll the dice to decide the genre, media type (TV show or movie) and the row and column placement of the title on screen. Whatever is in the spot the dice lands on, you have to watch. It's actually a practical funny Valentine's Day gift for him, her or them.

11. "I'm Not Sleeping" Socks

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These are for the partner that falls asleep regardless of what you put on the TV. One sock reads, "Zzz, I'm not sleeping," while the other is inscribed with, "I'm just resting my eyes"—a phrase you've probably heard hundreds of times already. Pair them with a card that lets them know you're giving them the gift of sleep for Valentine's Day. (But on any other day, this excuse won't work.)

12. Needlework Pillow

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They joke that the secret to a lasting relationship is always agreeing with your partner, but that's easier said than done. This pillow nods to the challenges of navigating disagreements with its playful needlework design that reads: "If I agreed with you, we'd both be wrong." Whether it's used for a cozy night in or as a cheeky statement piece, this silly Valentine's Day gift brings a little laughter to the eternal debate of who's right and who's wrong.

13. Custom Pet Portrait

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This year, you've got two Valentines: your loving partner and their equally affectionate pet. This playful pet portrait takes your furry friend's face and places it on a human character (from a regal king or queen to an astronaut, doctor and beyond). It's available for printing on everything from framed art to pillows, phone cases, mugs and much more.

14. Funny Ring Dish

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Shopping for a Valentine's Day gift for your fiancé? This funny jewelry dish offers a cheeky solution for keeping precious engagement rings safe. It's crafted from porcelain and reads: "Shit I can't lose."

15. Bathroom Wine Holder

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If your S.O. could use a little "me time" this Valentine's Day, send them off to the bath with this clever gift. It's a wine holder that suctions to the side of the tub or shower, so they can sip their favorite pinot while they take a soak or a rinse. It's also a handy gadget for a cheeky date night; just make sure you pick up two. There's also a can holder option for shower beers.

16. Valentine's Day Wine Label

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If you and your partner have opted for a no-gift policy this year, yet still plan to share a bottle of wine in celebration of your love, this label will make your toast a bit more amusing. Affordably priced, it allows you to playfully adhere to the no-gift rule with something that's a step above a card. The label cleverly quips, "Happy Valentine's Day from the best decision you ever made," transforming an ordinary bottle into a charming statement. Don't forget to personalize it with your name.

17. Valentine Toilet Paper

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Funny, but practical (and definitely one that'll get thrown away one way or another), this novelty toilet paper is perfect for the person you think is the shit. If you live with your partner, swap out the roll before their morning routine so they have a funny Valentine's Day surprise waiting for them. The humorous gesture will make their daily…duties…feel much more playful.

18. Glitter Heart Toilet Bombs

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Love is all around, even in the bathroom, and what better way to express it than by addressing the less glamorous aspects of sharing a space? Introducing a Valentine's Day gag gift that transforms the experience. Simply drop a couple of these glittery heart-shaped tablets into the toilet bowl before use and let the essential oils work their magic to create a fizzy, fragrant force field. They'll turn a potential stinkfest into a sweet-scented affair.

19. Novelty Cow Slippers

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Perfect for keeping toes warm and hearts light, these quirky shoes bring a smile with every step. The udderly delightful cow slippers have a plush design with a durable nonslip rubber sole, so your partner is ready to dance as much as they are ready to lounge around the home. This pair is just the quirky Valentine's Day gift for your animal-loving partner.

20. Heart-Shaped Waffle Iron

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If you're looking for a Valentine's Day date idea and a gift, go for this fun mini heart-shaped waffle maker. After your partner unwraps it, you can heat it up to make them breakfast in bed. (You can also use the iron to make heart-shaped hash browns.) What a way to wake up on the day of love.

21. Cheeky Personalized Mug

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This Valentine's Day, be honest about what you really want. This coffee mug jokes: "I just want to touch your butt all the time. It's nice." It's even customized with each of your names to label the funny cartoon drawing. It'll add an amusing flair to your morning coffee routine or tea time together.

22. Fill-In-The-Blank Book

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Create a unique personalized love book for your girlfriend, boyfriend, fiancé or spouse this Valentine's Day with Wonderbly. Our favorite option? If You Were A Sandwich, which prompts you to choose eight silly objects to describe your partner like a sammie, an animal, a vacation destination and more. The moral of the story: You'd love them no matter what.

23. Lovebird Legos

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It may sound like an oxymoron, but this romantic LEGO set will make a winning and humorous Valentine's Day gift for your boyfriend, girlfriend or crafty spouse. It features two brightly colored lovebirds with a heart balloon. Build it together for a fun date.

24. Why Are You Like This Date Night Game

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This quirky card game is filled with funny questions and prompts that'll have you playfully questioning each other's habits and quirks. It's a great way to learn more about each other's unique personalities – or just have a blast calling each other out! Whether you're already close or just starting to date, this funny Valentine's Day present promises plenty of laughs and memorable moments.

25. Personalized Chocolates

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You can't go wrong with a box of chocolates on Valentine's Day. For a silly twist, gift them customized M&M's with your face on them! This red and pink heart-shaped candy box comes filled with your personalized M&M's (you choose the color and design). Making them will be just as fun as gifting them!

26. Custom Couple Bobblehead

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Surprise your sweetheart with a unique and personalized Valentine's Day gift that'll really make them LOL: custom couple's bobblehead. (Yes, you read that right.) At MyCustomBobblehead.com, the nodding figurines are meticulously personalized to your likeness by using up to eight photos of each of you to create an on-point 3D rendering of your special connection. It can even be used as a cake topper, if you're shopping for your fiancé.

27. Pasta Shaped Necklace

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For the pasta enthusiast in your life who might just love spaghetti more than anything (including you), shop this novelty jewelry. The "My Favorite Pasta Shape Necklace" from Uncommon Goods allows your carb-loving partner to proudly wear their preferred noodle around their neck, making a bold statement about their true love. Choose between farfalle, penne, rotini, cellentani, rigatoni, ravioli and orecchiette in 14K-gold vermeil or sterling silver. For an extra clever Valentine's Day gift, give them the necklace over a home-cooked Italian dinner.

28. "I Hope Your Day Is As Nice As Your Butt" Keychain

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Here's a cheeky Valentine's Day gift idea to remind them how much you love them, and how much you admire their assets! The keychain reads "I hope your day is as nice as your butt" on one charm and "I love you" on another. It'll surely make your partner smile every time they grab their keys.

29. Pun-Filled Charcuterie Board

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Love is like a well-curated charcuterie board: The perfect mix of flavors, a little cheesy and always satisfying! Give this corny Valentine's Day gift to your witty partner who always brings a deli board to potlucks. The heart-shaped tray will instruct them on where to put each ingredient, with different puns like "Crackers about you," "We were meat to be" and "We're really gouda together."

30. "Stars Wars" Cuff Links

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Inspired by everyone's favorite enemies-to-lovers couple from "Star Wars," these novelty cuff links add galactic romance to any outfit. The silver-plated enamel fasteners show Princess Leia saying "I love you" on one and Han Solo replying with "I know" on the other. It's a nerdy Valentine's Day gift for your partner, proving that even in a galaxy far, far away, love is a force to be reckoned with.

31. Prank Gift Box

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Sometimes, the best gift is simply letting them choose what they really want. This quirky gift box makes giving a gift card a fun, and slightly frustrating, experience. The "ribbon" isn't your average bow; it requires unscrewing 20 times before the lid can be lifted. It's sure to provide an entertaining challenge for both of you, with a good dose of humor and patience required.

32. T-Rex Pop-Up Card

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T-Rex plays Cupid in this cheesy Valentine's Day gift for her, him or them. The intricate pop-up card says: "You make my heart saur" on the front and unveils the 3D dinosaur and a "Happy Valentine's Day" message inside. It'll be a dino-mite addition to your celebration plans.