These 29 Funny Valentine's Day Gifts Say: "I Love Laughing With You"

These gift ideas will tickle your partner's funny bone.
Funny Valentine's Day gift ideas
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Updated Jan 17, 2024
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We know love + laughter = happily ever after. That's why we've rounded up our favorite funny Valentine's Day gifts to keep the spark going strong. From lighthearted gag gifts for your new crush to cheeky presents for your longtime spouse, these silly V-Day presents will help you celebrate Cupid's holiday with your own special brand of humor.

A quick note before we go any further: Make sure you know the recipient will find the gift just as funny as you do. And if you're worried, pair the joke with a cute Valentine's Day gift, so your partner gets the best of both worlds. Fortunately for you, we've found Valentine's Day presents that strike the perfect balance of silly and sweet—just keep scrolling!

1. Matching Underwear

Matching underwear funny Valentine's Day gift
Photo: MeUndies

Grab your valentine a pair of patterned undies, then surprise them with a matching pair for yourself—so sexy and fun! And if you want to keep it going, buy a membership so you two can have a new set of matching underwear each month—because love is even better when you match from the inside out.

2. Sensual Candle

Funny Valentine's day candle gift
Photo: PerfectMatchShop

Share a laugh and set the mood with this funny candle. The label boldly declares: "Light when you want me naked," adding a playful twist to your ambiance. Choose from 21 different scents, ranging from a calming Lavender to an alluring Mahogany Teakwood. Regardless, this candle will be a delightful and fragrant gift for a lighthearted Valentine's Day celebration.

3. Couples Drinking Game

Couples' drinking game funny Valentine's day gift
Photo: Uncommon Goods

You won't just be toasting Valentine's Day this year, you'll be throwing back shots. This spicy couples card game is designed to help you learn more about your partner. Each card instructs you and your S.O. to correctly answer questions about each other, complete a dare or drink. Think: Give your partner a piggyback ride around the room or drink, and recite your partner's phone number correctly or drink!

4. Burrito Blanket

Round fleece blanket with tortilla print funny Valentine's Day gift
Photo: Amazon

The internet's favorite gag gift would be a funny Valentine's Day present for a partner that likes to be wrapped up tight in their blanket. The round fleece blanket is designed to look like a tortilla, making your S.O.—or the both of you—a burrito when cuddled underneath. It's a quirky way to share warmth and laughter on Valentine's Day.

5. Decision Dice

Set of three wooden dice funny Valentine's Day gift
Photo: Uncommon Goods

If your typical date night in is spent scrolling through streaming networks for hours trying to pick a movie, then these dice will help you out. Simply pick a streaming service, then roll the dice to decide the genre, media type (TV show or movie) and the row and column placement of the title on screen. Whatever is in the spot the dice lands on, you have to watch! It's actually a pretty practical funny Valentine's Day gift for him, her or them.

6. "I'm Not Sleeping" Socks

I'm Not Sleeping I'm Just Resting My Eyes socks funny Valentine's Day gift
Photo: KOYSARsocks

These are for the partner that falls asleep regardless of what you put on the TV. One sock reads: "Zzz, I'm not sleeping," while the other says: "I'm just resting my eyes"—a phrase you've probably heard hundreds of times already. Pair them with a card that lets them know you're giving them the gift of sleep for Valentine's Day—but on any other day, this excuse won't work.

7. Heart-Shaped Waffle Iron

Heart-shaped waffle iron funny Valentine's gift
Photo: Target

If you're looking for a Valentine's Day date idea and gift, go for this fun heart-shaped mini waffle maker. After your partner unwraps it, you can heat it up to make them breakfast in bed. (You can also use the iron to make heart-shaped hash browns.) What a way to wake up on the day of love.

8. Cheeky Personalized Mug

Funny mug Valentine's gift
Photo: FamilyTreeStore

This Valentine's Day, be honest about what you really want. This coffee mug jokes: "I just want to touch your butt all the time. It's nice." It's even customized with each of your names to label the funny cartoon drawing. It'll add an amusing flair to your morning coffee routine or tea time together.

9. Framed Art Print

Framed art print funny Valentine's gift
Photo: Uncommon Goods

This is a coffee bar decor must-have for pun-loving couples. The tongue-in-cheek watercolor shows two to-go cups locked in a steamy kiss with the caption: "So hot." It's finished with a pine wood frame that has a predrilled keyhole so it's ready to hang.

10. Fill-In-The-Blank Book

If You Were A Sandwich book funny Valentine's Day gift
Photo: Wonderbly

Create a unique personalized love book for your girlfriend, boyfriend, fiancé or spouse this Valentine's Day with Wonderbly. Our favorite option? If You Were A Sandwich, which prompts you to choose eight silly objects to describe your partner like a sammie, an animal, a vacation destination and more. It'll show just how well you know them and send you both into hysterics reading it back.

11. Glitter Heart Toilet Bombs

Glitter heart toilet bombs funny Valentine's gift
Photo: Uncommon Goods

Love is all around, even in the bathroom, and what better way to express it than by addressing the less glamorous aspects of sharing a space? Introducing a Valentine's Day gag gift that transforms the experience. Simply drop a couple of these glittery heart-shaped tablets into the toilet bowl before use and let the essential oils work their magic to create a fizzy, fragrant force field. They'll turn a potential stinkfest into a sweet-scented affair. It's a playful and humorous solution to navigating the realities of cohabitation with a touch of sparkle.

12. Valentine Toilet Paper

I Love You toilet paper funny Valentine's Day gift
Photo: Amazon

Funny, but practical (and definitely one that'll get thrown away one way or another), this novelty toilet paper is perfect for the person you think is the s**t. If you live with your partner, swap out the roll before their morning routine so they have a funny Valentine's Day surprise waiting for them. The humorous gesture will make their daily…duties…feel much more playful.

13. Novelty Cow Slippers

Novelty cow slippers funny Valentine's gift
Photo: Amazon

Perfect for keeping toes warm and hearts light, these quirky shoes bring a smile with every step. The udderly delightful cow slippers have a plush design with a durable nonslip rubber sole, so your partner is ready to dance as much as they are ready to lounge around the home. This pair is just the novelty Valentine's Day gift for your animal-loving partner.

14. Needlework Pillow

Funny needlework Valentine's day pillow gift
Photo: Furbish

They joke that the secret to a lasting relationship is always agreeing with your partner—but that's easier said than done. This pillow nods to the challenges of navigating disagreements with its playful needlework design that reads: "If I agreed with you, we'd both be wrong." Whether it's used for a cozy night in or as a cheeky statement piece, this funny V-Day gift brings a little laughter to the eternal debate of who's right and who's wrong.

15. Reversible Plush Toy

Reversible plush octopus funny Valentine's Day gift
Photo: Amazon

Here's a funny Valentine's Day gift for your girlfriend, boyfriend, partner or spouse that can be a little—er—moody sometimes. Instead of the classic teddy bear, give them this adorable, reversible plush octopus. IOne side is happy and the other is angry (stressed, annoyed or overly tired), so you'll know exactly how they're feeling without needing to ask.

16. Meat and Cheese Bouquet

Meat and cheese bouquet funny Valentine's gift
Photo: Harry & David

If the way to your boo's heart is through their stomach, then snatch this beauty up stat. A salami bouquet of five sausages, roasted almonds and pitted Italian green olives tied up in kraft paper that professes: "You had me at charcuterie" is equal parts hilarious, brilliant and satisfying. We won't tell your foodie, meat-loving valentine that it's really a gift you're hoping they'll share with you.

17. Pun-Filled Charcuterie Board

Punny charcuterie board funny Valentine's gift
Photo: SkyCraftsAZ

Love is like a well-curated charcuterie board—the perfect mix of flavors, a little cheesy and always satisfying! Give this corny Valentine's Day gift to your witty partner who always brings a deli board to potlucks. The heart-shaped tray will instruct them on where to put each ingredient, with different puns like "Crackers about you," "We were meat to be" and "We're really gouda together."

18. Bathroom Wine Holder

Funny Valentine's gift bathroom wine holder
Photo: Target

If your S.O. could use a little "me time" this Valentine's Day, send them off to the bath with this clever gift. It's a wine holder that suctions to the side of the tub or shower, so they can sip their favorite pinot while they take a soak or a rinse. It's also a handy gadget for a cheeky date night; just make sure you pick up two! There's also a can holder option for shower beers.

19. Valentine's Day Wine Label

Funny Valentine's day wine label gift
Photo: SpangGangKeepsakes

If you and your partner have opted for a no-gift policy this year, yet still plan to share a bottle of wine in celebration of your love, this label will make your toast a bit more amusing. Affordably priced, it allows you to playfully adhere to the no-gift rule with something that's a step above a card. The label cleverly quips, "Happy Valentine's Day from the best decision you ever made," transforming an ordinary bottle into a charming statement. Don't forget to personalize it with your name!

20. Lovebird Legos

Lovebird legos funny Valentine's gift
Photo: LEGO

It may sound like an oxymoron, but this romantic LEGO set will make a winning and humorous Valentine's Day gift for your boyfriend, girlfriend or crafty spouse. It features two brightly colored lovebirds with a heart balloon. Build it together for a fun date.

21. Hercules Tank Top

Hercules tank top funny Valentine's gift
Photo: Disney Store

Embrace the strength of your connection and surprise your fitness-loving valentine with this lighthearted unisex tank top. It features Disney's Hercules flexing his muscles with the movie quote: "Honey, you mean Hunk-ules." They're sure to post some gym selfies flaunting the shirt and their gains.

22. Smash and Grab Gift Card

Smash and grab gift card funny Valentine's gift
Photo: Man Crates

Sometimes the best gift is just letting them choose what they want for themselves. And this concrete block is the funniest way to hand over a gift card, since they have to smash it to redeem it. (Note: A hammer and pair of goggles are included.) It'll be an entertaining activity for both of you.

23. T-Rex Pop-Up Card

Pop-up T-rex card funny Valentine's gift
Photo: Lovepop

T-Rex plays Cupid in this cheesy Valentine's Day gift for her, him or them. The intricate pop-up card says: "You make my heart saur" on the front and unveils the 3D dinosaur and a "Happy Valentine's Day" message inside. It'll be a dino-mite addition to your celebration plans.

24. Custom Couple Bobblehead

Custom couple bobblehead funny Valentine's gift
Photo: MyCustomBobblehead.com

Surprise your sweetheart with a unique and personalized Valentine's Day gift that'll really make them LOL: a custom bobblehead of the two of you. At MyCustomBobblehead.com, the nodding figurines are meticulously personalized to your likeness by using up to eight photos of each of you to create an on-point 3D rendering of your special connection. It can even be used as a cake topper, if you're shopping for your fiancé.

25. Personalized Chocolates

Personalized M&M's for funny Valentine's Day gift
Photo: M&M's

You can't go wrong with a box of chocolates on Valentine's Day. For a funny twist, gift them customized M&M's with your face on them! This red and pink heart-shaped candy box comes filled with your personalized M&M's (you choose the color and design). Making them will be just as fun as gifting them!

26. Pasta Shape Necklace

Pasta shape necklace funny Valentine's gift
Photo: Uncommon Goods

For the pasta enthusiast in your life who might just love spaghetti more than anything (including you), shop this quirky piece of jewelry. The My Favorite Pasta Shape Necklace from Uncommon Goods allows your carb-loving partner to proudly wear their preferred noodle around their neck, making a bold statement about their true love. Choose between farfalle, penne, rotini, cellentani, rigatoni, ravioli and orecchiette in 14K-gold vermeil or sterling silver. For an extra clever Valentine's Day gift, give them the necklace over a home-cooked Italian dinner.

27. "Stars Wars" Cuff Links

Star Wars cufflinks funny Valentine's gift
Photo: Cufflinks.com

Inspired by everyone's favorite enemies-to-lovers couple from "Star Wars," these novelty cuff links add galactic romance to any outfit. The silver-plated enamel fasteners show Princess Leia saying "I love you" on one and Han Solo replying with "I know" on the other. It's a silly, though stylish way to celebrate Valentine's Day, proving that even in a galaxy far, far away, love is a force to be reckoned with.

28. Microwavable Lobster Stuffed Animal

Microwaveable lobster stuffed animal funny Valentine's gift
Photo: Warmies

We're taking a page out of Phoebe Buffay's book for this funny Valentine's Day gift for her, him or them. Like she said, "It's a known fact that lobsters fall in love and mate for life," making this crustacean stuffed animal double as a proclamation that you want to walk around the ocean floor, holding your partner's claw even when you're old. If that's not enough to bring on the warm fuzzies, the plush toy is fully microwaveable, scented with real dried French lavender and weighted, so it'll provide hours of comfort to the recipient.

29. Funny Ring Dish

Funny ring dish Valentine's gift
Photo: ACellarStudio

Shopping for a Valentine's Day gift for your fiancé? This funny and irreverent dish offers a cheeky solution for keeping precious engagement rings safe. It's crafted from porcelain and reads: "Shit I can't lose."

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